Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

Re: Blade...  wasn't there a "human only" rule?  Because Blade without his vampire blood is just a crazy dude with a sword who doesn't pay his taxes.

Oh yeah. What's the ruling on dwarves then? Also, I'm pretty sure Mr. T as Thunderlips or B.A. Baracus was mostly made of dinosaur cartilage.

Here's me and Rondo's ruling on pretty much everything:

If it's funny and/or you're not being a jerk, it'll be allowed

What the crap is funny about Blade? That for all his murderin' and havoc causin' ways, he finally got busted for Tax evasion?

I find literally everything about Blade comical

[StartOrien]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

[Redz]

Re: Blade...  wasn't there a "human only" rule?  Because Blade without his vampire blood is just a crazy dude with a sword who doesn't pay his taxes.

Oh yeah. What's the ruling on dwarves then? Also, I'm pretty sure Mr. T as Thunderlips or B.A. Baracus was mostly made of dinosaur cartilage.

The ruling on the dwarf is that he'd find Blade's apparel sort of girly, then split him open with an axe.

[StartOrien]

Re: Blade...  wasn't there a "human only" rule?  Because Blade without his vampire blood is just a crazy dude with a sword who doesn't pay his taxes.

Oh yeah. What's the ruling on dwarves then? Also, I'm pretty sure Mr. T as Thunderlips or B.A. Baracus was mostly made of dinosaur cartilage.

The ruling on the dwarf is that he'd find Blade's apparel sort of girly, then split him open with an axe.

Gimly's low center of gravity could cause some trouble for Blade

[KCattheStripe]

I hope you guys don't lose steam when you get around to the boring task of actually picking alcohols.

[Redz]

Re: Blade...  wasn't there a "human only" rule?  Because Blade without his vampire blood is just a crazy dude with a sword who doesn't pay his taxes.

Oh yeah. What's the ruling on dwarves then? Also, I'm pretty sure Mr. T as Thunderlips or B.A. Baracus was mostly made of dinosaur cartilage.

The ruling on the dwarf is that he'd find Blade's apparel sort of girly, then split him open with an axe.

Gimly's low center of gravity could cause some trouble for Blade

He could take Blade down with nose hair alone.

[indeedproceed]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

[Donoghus]

I hope you guys don't lose steam when you get around to the boring task of actually picking alcohols.

When the time actually comes for my bar to select beer/alcohol, there will be no shortage of selections from my vast array of alcohol based knowledge!

[Redz]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

Wesley Snipes was lost to me when he decided Willie Mays Hayes was beneath him.

[StartOrien]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

Wesley Snipes was lost to me when he decided Willie Mays Hayes was beneath him.

I'd be upset had it not made way for the birth of the Omar Epps era

[indeedproceed]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

Wesley Snipes was lost to me when he decided Willie Mays Hayes was beneath him.

I'd be upset had it not made way for the birth of the Omar Epps era

You think Snipes looked at Epps and said, "Looks like you got the juice, now."

[StartOrien]

I hope you guys don't lose steam when you get around to the boring task of actually picking alcohols.

I don't think it'll be much of a problem.

I think you've got 2 things going on as far as alcohol not being picked:

1. There are people like me that to a certain degree think a beer is a beer is a beer. I've got my tastes and preferences, but having a 'great beer' isn't a huge priority.

2. There are beer snobs who've got a list of 600 beers that they all love, so selecting them early doesn't make a heckuva lotta sense.

[StartOrien]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

Wesley Snipes was lost to me when he decided Willie Mays Hayes was beneath him.

I'd be upset had it not made way for the birth of the Omar Epps era

You think Snipes looked at Epps and said, "Looks like you got the juice, now."

"Soon, this will all be yours"

[Redz]

His costume, his shades, that he's Wesley Snipes, he loves Ipods, he's a vampire hunter, he has a giant sword, he back body drops people into blood fountains...

Should I keep going?

You can pretend like you didn't feel for him when his mother fake seduced him and then he went and stopped Stephen Dorf from becoming a Blood-God, but we both know that's not true.

We know you cried tears inside for Blade.

Wesley Snipes was lost to me when he decided Willie Mays Hayes was beneath him.

I'd be upset had it not made way for the birth of the Omar Epps era

You think Snipes looked at Epps and said, "Looks like you got the juice, now."

sorry, there's no way Epps could pull off the squeeze play from second base.

[Redz]

so, could I conceivably pick something like "electricity" or "running water" as a feature and no one else could have them?