Bartender: Al Swearengen, Deadwood South Dakota
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJFOf5RBQ-8
"I got a healthy operation here, and I didn't build it brooding on the right and wrong of things. " - Al Swearengen
So, a cowboy walks into an Irish bar . . .
What I really, really wanted to find was the sequence from teh first episode where Elwood was talking to Al, and Elwood was speculating on Al's genealogy, and the nature of their relation. Elwood eventually says to him, (gosh-darnnit) Swearengen, I don't trust you as far as I could throw you but I enjoy the way you lie."
Al Swearengen could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in red gloves, then gut her after if she tried to welch on him.
Man I love Deadwood. You guys can keep your Budlight, I got Al Swearengen.