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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #555 on: August 12, 2011, 03:00:19 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #556 on: August 12, 2011, 03:02:03 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

So your bar no longer exists?
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #557 on: August 12, 2011, 03:02:43 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

So your bar no longer exists?

Mine is Chucks
p.s. Hes on the door.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #558 on: August 12, 2011, 03:03:17 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

So your bar no longer exists?

I think he's standing outside the bar, at the door, checking IDs.

Can he enter the bar to break up a barfight?
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #559 on: August 12, 2011, 03:04:00 PM »

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"Knock, Knock"

"Who's there"

"Blade"

(person runs away, cuz they know there's no messing around when Blade is around)

ps: The dude that answered the door was a meth dealer.

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #560 on: August 12, 2011, 03:04:40 PM »

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GC, you're up.

Considering our previous history in CB drafts, I am reluctant to wait for you to scoop my pick, but I'll give you a few minutes.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #561 on: August 12, 2011, 03:05:25 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

So your bar no longer exists?

Mine is Chucks
p.s. Hes on the door.

Good point. Although pairing Chuck Norris with a group of entertainers whose national duty is to surrender at the first sign of adversity may cause some problems down the road. You'll have to explain to the Cirque not to make eye contact with Chuck on their way in.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #562 on: August 12, 2011, 03:06:38 PM »

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You'll have to explain to the Cirque not to make eye contact with Chuck on their way in.

No one should make eye contact with Chuck Norris, period.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #563 on: August 12, 2011, 03:07:28 PM »

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You'll have to explain to the Cirque not to make eye contact with Chuck on their way in.

No one should make eye contact with Chuck Norris, period.

Especially after Alex got murdered in 'Trial By Fire'

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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #564 on: August 12, 2011, 03:07:58 PM »

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Why Chuck is on the door

Because

Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

So your bar no longer exists?

I think he's standing outside the bar, at the door, checking IDs.

Can he enter the bar to break up a barfight?

Again is his Bar he can
 
but he wont hes not going to make his hands dirty
people will never fight being too afraid of Chuck Norris
and one of his round kicks

about another "celebrity around"




    Chuck Norris makes The Most Interesting Man In The World seem, somehow, less interesting.
    Chuck Norris is...to be realistic.. the most interesting man in the world, not that one.
    The most interesting man in the world is interested in Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kick
    The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
    Someone once asked me who would win The Most Interesting Man in the World. Well obviously Chuck Norris would win, he invented Winning!
    The Dos Equis guy is not exploring the world. He's hiding from Chuck Norris!
    Once, Chuck Norris was asked to fight The Most Interesting Man in the World. Chuck Norris cock slammed him so hard, they felt the Earth move in Haiti
    The most interesting man in the world has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #565 on: August 12, 2011, 03:10:15 PM »

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about another

In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #566 on: August 12, 2011, 03:12:50 PM »

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As someone who used to watch/mock Walker: Texas Ranger well before the Conan lever, I'll say this - I absolutely detest Chuck Norris facts.

It's like when your favorite small-time act goes main stream. I'VE BEEN WATCHING WALKER FOR YEARS!

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #567 on: August 12, 2011, 03:14:14 PM »

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It's like when you're favorite small-time act goes main stream. I'VE BEEN WATCHING WALKER FOR YEARS!

Well, Panda Pub is Huuuuuuge...  :)
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #568 on: August 12, 2011, 03:15:38 PM »

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It's like when you're favorite small-time act goes main stream. I'VE BEEN WATCHING WALKER FOR YEARS!

Well, Panda Pub is Huuuuuuge...  :)

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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #569 on: August 12, 2011, 03:15:58 PM »

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