Why Chuck is on the door
Because
Chuck Norris once walked INTO a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
So your bar no longer exists?
I think he's standing outside the bar, at the door, checking IDs.
Can he enter the bar to break up a barfight?
Again is his Bar he can
but he wont hes not going to make his hands dirty
people will never fight being too afraid of Chuck Norris
and one of his round kicks
about another "celebrity around"
Chuck Norris makes The Most Interesting Man In The World seem, somehow, less interesting.
Chuck Norris is...to be realistic.. the most interesting man in the world, not that one.
The most interesting man in the world is interested in Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kick
The saying "Every Rule Has An Exception" was invented on the same day of Chuck Norris' birth.
Someone once asked me who would win The Most Interesting Man in the World. Well obviously Chuck Norris would win, he invented Winning!
The Dos Equis guy is not exploring the world. He's hiding from Chuck Norris!
Once, Chuck Norris was asked to fight The Most Interesting Man in the World. Chuck Norris cock slammed him so hard, they felt the Earth move in Haiti
The most interesting man in the world has a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.