This "story" is simply hilarious.
I'm not surprised that a guy who was raised with every advantage (like Noah) wants others to "be sweet", not "mean" - but why bring it to the media in an interview? And, as others have pointed out, playing the "ugly" card is completely lame, even if you're Rick Fox (or Brian Scalabrine)...
Noah's mouth is almost as big as KG's - and we'll see who gets the last laugh...