Charlotte, NC - In a clear and desperate move to alleviate their serious concerns and strengthen their obvious bench depth, the Charlotte Bobcats have recently completed two trades (pending league approval) to provide them with additional picks.
The following trades (pending league approval) have been completed:
Bobcats trade: 3rd round (#26)
Wizards trade: 4th round (#2), 5th round (#8), 9th round (#8), 9th round (#29)
followed by:
Bobcats trade: 9th round (#8), 9th round (#29)
Hornets trade: 12th (#7), 13th (#24), 14th (#7), 15th (#24)
When asked for comment Larbrd33 said, "Our historical 7 pick for 1 pick trade received a lot of well deserved publicity, but ultimately we discovered that it left us with only 5 players to field a team with. We liked who was available with the 3rd round (#26) pick, but the opportunity to cut our loses and turn it into 6 players was too much to pass up. In the long run, we ended up going from 7 picks to 6, but unfortunately it was all the market currently allowed. I apologize to our fanbase for failing them."
In related news, Bobcat season ticket holders have started rioting in the streets of Charlotte. Authorities have apprehended the 6 fans.