"BELIEVE IN BELLEVUE" Motto for Young Team's Potential.Nairda Iksworanjow - Whacko! SportsBELLEVUE, WA - As the young Bellevue Leprechauns struggle to find an identity, a team that has spent the past two seasons preaching patience appears to have changed their tune. In what many see as a desperate and transparent bid to up record-low ticket sales, the team has reportedly invested 90% of their budget on marketing.
Results of this effort appeared over the weekend as thousands of stickers
featuring star prospect Bismack Biyombo suddenly littered the city streets. In and around the city, 168 billboards were erected featuring a
prominent banner. State-wide, the walls of several hundred thousand buildings were plastered with bright orange posters encouraging the population to "Believe in Bellevue":

It is believed that the legendary street artist,
Denis998, is behind the poster and banner designs. Hot off the heels of acquiring stars Jrue Holiday and Khris Middleton, the young team does have some reason for optimism. The two players will be joined next season by previously injured prospects Joel Embiid, Jabari Parker and Julius Randle as well as the top two draftees this Summer (widely believed to be Karl Anthony-Towns and Jahlil Okafor). Still, others doubt the ceiling of injured players and raw prospects and the potential for a team where the oldest player is a mere 24 years of age. Said GM of the team, LarBrd33, in a brief statement: "We have the youngest and most exciting foundation in the league. We ask you to believe in us. Believe in Bellevue."