How can you say hamburger? Think, people! If you like them rare, they are always too well done. If you like them well done they are always too rare. They fall apart on the grill and soak the bun into a soggy mess or sit soaking in their own grease in a skillet. You can never be sure of the quality or flavor of the beef. If you buy a lb. of hamburg, and you go to the fridge to make a burger it always seems to be gone! Either it is in a meatloaf, has been added to chili, or is in some meatballs. If it is frozen, it is useless for a couple hours, and then after it thaws it is not as good as fresh. Now the hot dog, on the other hand, is precooked and always ready to be heated up. It is in the perfect serving size. It can go from the freezer to the grill, or microwave (have you ever had a microwaved hamburger? Nasty!) Hot dogs are neat to eat...they don't break apart and get grease all over your shirt. Nothing, and I mean nothing, goes as well with baked beans as the humble hot dog. Even a cheap hot dog tastes good with mustard, onions and relish on it. And the clean up is much easier. No greasy hands. Much easier to clean up the pots and pans. Hot dog wins....hands down! The only people who could possibly vote for the hamburger obviously do not have to do the cooking and cleaning. Stop thinking about yourself. Think of your significant other and how to save her a little work. As long as you are going to kill yourself by adding all that cholesterol to your diet, you might do it the easy way...with a hot dog!
Now that I have thought it over, HAVE YOUR HAMBURGER! DO YOUR OWN COOKING. AND DON'T FORGET TO CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF!!!!!
(and you thought this was all about you, ha ha ha ha)
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