Does anybody want to argue with me right now? You choose the topic. I have some time between classes. 
A tree fell in the woods. I wasn't there, but I heard about it.
That tree did not fall. It jumped when an evil clown scared it.
You're both wrong. It was a cherry tree and I chopped it down. I can not and will not tell a lie. I chopped it down because I intended on having it fall on the evil clown because he was wearing a Lakers jersey.
Sasha curses you.

(is he passing gas there?)
No. He is not passing gas.
He is sore from working out with Kobe.