The Argue About Nothing Thread

[Rondo_is_better]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

[Redz]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

I actually get a little bit uneasy when the roll is facing the evil, heathen-like, ignorant, and thoroughly less aesthetically pleasing way shown correctly under "wrong".  At some points in my life I actually took the time the change the roll, but through much therapy and a goal of being a more understanding member of the human race I have learned to suppress my anxiety and general disdain for the other people's poor judgment and lack of regard for how things just oughtta be in the big scheme of life on earth.  I now focus on my business in the bathroom.  I find a good sports section or a novella helps ease the pain. 

Basically, if you put the roll on upside down you are a bad person, and I don't like you or your family. 

[MattG12]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

I actually get a little bit uneasy when the roll is facing the evil, heathen-like, ignorant, and thoroughly less aesthetically pleasing way shown correctly under "wrong".  At some points in my life I actually took the time the change the roll, but through much therapy and a goal of being a more understanding member of the human race I have learned to suppress my anxiety and general disdain for the other people's poor judgment and lack of regard for how things just oughtta be in the big scheme of life on earth.  I now focus on my business in the bathroom.  I find a good sports section or a novella helps ease the pain. 

Basically, if you put the roll on upside down you are a bad person, and I don't like you or your family. 

Just keep the roll on the floor and live like your home is a dorm room.

[Redz]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

I actually get a little bit uneasy when the roll is facing the evil, heathen-like, ignorant, and thoroughly less aesthetically pleasing way shown correctly under "wrong".  At some points in my life I actually took the time the change the roll, but through much therapy and a goal of being a more understanding member of the human race I have learned to suppress my anxiety and general disdain for the other people's poor judgment and lack of regard for how things just oughtta be in the big scheme of life on earth.  I now focus on my business in the bathroom.  I find a good sports section or a novella helps ease the pain. 

Basically, if you put the roll on upside down you are a bad person, and I don't like you or your family. 

Just keep the roll on the floor and live like your home is a dorm room.

I remember I stole a bunch of TP from my dorm supply closet for my friends' apartment.  They ended up stacking it up next to the toilet, where it of course got peed all over. 

Good ol' college.

[MattG12]

Just keep the roll on the floor and live like your home is a dorm room.

I remember I stole a bunch of TP from my dorm supply closet for my friends' apartment.  They ended up stacking it up next to the toilet, where it of course got peed all over. 

Good ol' college.

One reason why I only stayed on campus for 1 semester before becoming a commuter. The whole toilet paper situation was a problem.

[Edgar]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

I actually get a little bit uneasy when the roll is facing the evil, heathen-like, ignorant, and thoroughly less aesthetically pleasing way shown correctly under "wrong".  At some points in my life I actually took the time the change the roll, but through much therapy and a goal of being a more understanding member of the human race I have learned to suppress my anxiety and general disdain for the other people's poor judgment and lack of regard for how things just oughtta be in the big scheme of life on earth.  I now focus on my business in the bathroom.  I find a good sports section or a novella helps ease the pain. 

Basically, if you put the roll on upside down you are a bad person, and I don't like you or your family. 

Just keep the roll on the floor and live like your home is a dorm room.

No matter how if you do it with class

[MattG12]

Thanks for taking my advice FWF!
Too bad I was too lazy to start this thread myself.
A big TP for you! 

Thanks, TP back for the inspiration.

I'll start with the age-old debate: what is the proper way to hang toilet paper?  You see, some people - we'll call them "Patriots" - have made the intelligent and moral decision to hang their toilet paper so that it dispenses over the roll.  Others - we'll call them "DIRTY HEATHEN COMMIES" - have chosen to give in to stupidity and vice and defy God's law by hanging their toilet paper so it dispenses un**r the roll (obscene term partially censored in case children are viewing).   Here is a wee illustration:


I submit to you that these "un**r-lovers" are EVIL and UNNATURAL, and wish to tear our society apart from the bottom up!  If we allow these traitors in our midst to continue their abominable practices, what next?  Mayhem in the streets, dogs lying down with cats, and unadulterated anarchy is what!  This is the thin end of the wedge, people, and if we don't take a stand now, someday we'll sit back with our grandkids and tell them melancholy tales of how the world was once free. 

Disagree with me?  Well, BRING IT!

The whole premise of your argument is faulty and stems from a narrow-minded view of the world.  If you pulled your head out long enough to apply some logic (which is, apparently, asking too much)you would realize that OVER or UNDER is not the issue.

The only correct American way to hang the paper is perpendicular to the wall...not parallel like some Euro-pansy or Canadian.

The only question then is whether the paper should unroll toward you or away from you.  The answer to that should be painfully obvious to any right-thinking person, and I am not about to enter into that discussion with the likes of YOU!!!

Ooh, you are just SO EDGY, aren't you??  With your high-falutin outside-the-box paper placement?  You stick your nose any higher in the air and you'll drown the next time it rains.  And that is SCIENCE FACT.

As far as your ludicrous TP positioning, you may think you're above it all, but you're JUST AS BAD as the people you claim to despise.  When you hang your toilet paper perpendicularly, where does the last bit on the edge of the roll go?  Well, if I remember my chemistry, gravity is gonna pull that little guy DOWN.  And sooner or later, where does it end up?  Smack in that sinful little valley we call un**r the roll!!!  Deny it all you want, but you are one of THEM, hiding in plain sight!!  QED WHAT

Just the sort of response I'd expect from a parallel-hanging over-roller.  The thing that amazes me most is that you even use toilet paper, since your family is barely two generations into walking upright.

Why don't you stick to talking about things you understand, like ...uhhh...nothing.

Oh helloooo Mr Ad Hominem!  For your information, my grandfather walked upright just fine, and my great-grandfather was known on several occasions to shamble quite bipedally toward sudden changes in light.  Perhaps you'd have more time to craft pathetic "put-DOWNs" if you weren't whiling your life away in the bathroom, presumably sporting a top hat and an extended pinky, wasting the SECONDS and SECONDS that are every un**r-hanger's cruel and constant reminder that reality does not bow to perversion.

And I see you've said NOTHING to deny your status as a dirty un**r-lover, which just shows that on some level you know it to be true.  It's just a shame you're so deep in the linen closet that you can't see it yourself. 

This is wayyyy too clever for the internet

I actually get a little bit uneasy when the roll is facing the evil, heathen-like, ignorant, and thoroughly less aesthetically pleasing way shown correctly under "wrong".  At some points in my life I actually took the time the change the roll, but through much therapy and a goal of being a more understanding member of the human race I have learned to suppress my anxiety and general disdain for the other people's poor judgment and lack of regard for how things just oughtta be in the big scheme of life on earth.  I now focus on my business in the bathroom.  I find a good sports section or a novella helps ease the pain. 

Basically, if you put the roll on upside down you are a bad person, and I don't like you or your family. 

Just keep the roll on the floor and live like your home is a dorm room.

No matter how if you do it with class

Gotta have class when you wipe your... [expletive] 

[RAcker]

Question is...do you wad or fold?

Hmmmm.

[Redz]

Question is...do you wad or fold?

Hmmmm.

lol, I was gonna post that one, but figured I'd see wear this went.

Wad for sure though.

[mmbaby]

I want to argue about the obnoxiousness of this seeming toilet paper fetish among so many whom I once had a little bit of respect for. Not much, mind you, but just a little.

The obvious answer is that toilet paper roll holders always break, always come off the wall eventually and are always having to be repaired. What a waste of time even discussing how to hang the roll when half the time it's sitting on the vanity top.

 

[MattG12]

Question is...do you wad or fold?

Hmmmm.

lol, I was gonna post that one, but figured I'd see wear this went.

Wad for sure though.

Sticking with the thread title I just have to argue that you are completely off...




with your spelling "where" as "wear". lol


As far as wad or fold... I agree wad is the way to go.

[Edgar]

I want to argue about the obnoxiousness of this seeming toilet paper fetish among so many whom I once had a little bit of respect for. Not much, mind you, but just a little.

The obvious answer is that toilet paper roll holders always break, always come off the wall eventually and are always having to be repaired. What a waste of time even discussing how to hang the roll when half the time it's sitting on the vanity top.

 

and I hate industrial dispensers...worst thing ever invented

How they dare to private you from the pleassure of not having the roll in your hand

unfreakingbeleivable

[Redz]

Question is...do you wad or fold?

Hmmmm.

lol, I was gonna post that one, but figured I'd see wear this went.

Wad for sure though.

Sticking with the thread title I just have to argue that you are completely off...




with your spelling "where" as "wear". lol

[dang it] 

how can I argue with that

a sign that I should go to bed

I hate using the wrong homonym.

[Edgar]

I want to argue about the obnoxiousness of this seeming toilet paper fetish among so many whom I once had a little bit of respect for. Not much, mind you, but just a little.

The obvious answer is that toilet paper roll holders always break, always come off the wall eventually and are always having to be repaired. What a waste of time even discussing how to hang the roll when half the time it's sitting on the vanity top.

 

and I hate industrial dispensers...worst thing ever invented

How they dare to private you from the pleassure of not having the roll in your hand

unfreakingbeleivable

hate individual dispensers and commercial dispensers
hate extremes

now
what I really really hate is kissing my dog in a morning
without noticing this.

[MattG12]

I want to argue about the obnoxiousness of this seeming toilet paper fetish among so many whom I once had a little bit of respect for. Not much, mind you, but just a little.

The obvious answer is that toilet paper roll holders always break, always come off the wall eventually and are always having to be repaired. What a waste of time even discussing how to hang the roll when half the time it's sitting on the vanity top.

 

and I hate industrial dispensers...worst thing ever invented

How they dare to private you from the pleassure of not having the roll in your hand

unfreakingbeleivable

hate individual dispensers and commercial dispensers
hate extremes

now
what I really really hate is kissing my dog in a morning
without noticing this.

Got me to laugh out loud... I wasn't expecting it to go there. TP!