Watched the new version of White Men Can't Jump.
Terrible. None of the charm of the original, not funny, and no real chemistry with the actors.
Only very loosely based on the first one, has its own plot (which I can appreciate, don't need a shot for shot remake), but so loosely based, it could have been its own movie. But if it wasn't titled "White Men Can't Jump" I never would have watched it to begin with, so I get why they do that, because it works.
A couple of quick visual references to the first movie (the outdoor courts, Rosie Perez/Woody Harrelson car kiss, Wesley Snipes hat) are the only things that tie the original and remake together. No other callbacks or cameos or anything besides the very loose plot outline (wish we got some kind of Raymond / Marques Johnson reference or cameo. Our boy Blake Griffin gets a cameo though).
Don't waste your time with this one.