Okay, Team Intimidation should shine in the world conquering category to be honest.
My team has serious world dominating power. Darth Vader and Teddy Roosevelt are both bonafide top notch military leaders with an extensive conquering pedigree. If you don't know, I recommed you check out Roosevelt's biography as the original Rough Rider. Darth Vader is Darth Vader, after all, and fairly dominant in everything he does, which includes conquering more then just one world. He conquered a galaxy, with many, many, many worlds in it. The Cabinet is filled out with Eric Cartman, whose role as a strategic specialist is crucial to what we do. If you've seen South Park, you know no one can scheme with Eric Cartman, and he will be in his element. The list of episodes that demonstrate this is long and distinguished, and you've probably seen at least one.
Then we get to the generals. Jack Bauer is an obvious choice, and his strong connection with good presidents (like David Palmer, and Roosevelt) will serve him well. I can't think of a better general to have then Jack Bauer. A general must combine intelligence with battle acumen, and Rorschach has the best of both. He has extensive experience in dealing with world matters, and is a major asset to this fighting force specializing in covert tactics and advanced hand to hand combat.
Then comes the muscle. Field Lieutenants T, Oakley, and Vigoda bring the pain to all corners of the globe. They are the perfect fighting force to carry out the orders of their superiors, and Gen. Bauer and Gen. Rorschach commanding this fighting force will absolutely dominate.
Dr. Lister is obviously the Head Medic for the TIA. Having created modern antiseptics and revolutionizing surgery, he is the perfect candidate to keep my guys fresh and fit.
As for Secretary of Homeland Security Hendrix? Four words: All Along The Watchtower
An underrated part of my team is the fighting spirit. No one on my team was killed against their will. President Roosevelt survived many assassination attempts, and even gave a lenghty speech directly after being shot. General Vader basically sacrificed himself, as did Lt. Rorschach. Lt. T, Lt. Oakley, Lt. Vigoda, and Mr. Cartman are all still doing their thing, while Mr. Hendrix did it to himself and Dr. Lister got really, really old first. Also, the whole crew leads by example. Roosevelt is unhappy if he's not in battle, as is Vader. Everyone will be in the field, no white ivory tower for us (except, of course, for Hendrix's).
Let's face it, with this crew if we want the world, it's ours.
Teddy Roosevelt- President of Team Intimidation, and then the world.
Darth Vader- Secretary of Defense and Commanding General of Team Intimidation's Army
Eric Cartman- National Security Advisor/Strategic Specialist
Jack Bauer- 5 Star General
Rorschach- 5 Star General
Mr. T- Field Lieutenant T
Charles Oakley- Field Lieutenant Oakley
Abe Vigoda- Field Lieutenant Vigoda
Joseph Lister- Head Medic for Team Intimidation Army
Jimi Hendrix- Secretary of Homeland Security
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