My prediction for Friday's game...
It's just minutes before the game Friday night, and all the media types are going on and on about how amazing the Cavs are, how they would love just 5 minutes alone in a dark closet with Queen James, how great it'll be to see a Queen James vs. Kobe NBA Finals, and how the Celtics have no chance. "They're soooo 2008," they all say.
Thankfully, the game finally starts, and you can feel the intensity in the building. About 6 minutes in to the first quarter, the score is tied at 12. Both teams look pretty even, and you can tell it'll be a battle until the final horn, assuming the refs don't foul out the entire Celtics roster before halftime in order to please David Stern and his love interest Queen James.
Then all of a sudden, parts of the Garden slowly start getting really loud. At first it's just a few people, then a whole section, then just the sections around the tunnel, and then pretty soon the entire place is going nuts. KEVIN GARNETT just came out of the tunnel in full uniform, with a scowl on his face that would scare anyone. No one can hold him back and keep him from playing - not Danny, not Doc, not Ed Lacerte, and certainly none of the pansy Cavs. He doesn't even come to the bench, but goes straight to the scorer's table to check in. It's ON! This is the loudest the Garden has been since June.
At the next dead ball, he checks in, and on our first possession, Queen James takes it to the hole and tries to dunk, but KG puts it back in his face. The Garden is going crazy. Big Z recovers the loose ball, and puts up a weak, Euro pansy shot, and KG throws THAT back in his face. Queen James gets that loose ball, and goes right at KG again. This time, KG swats the ball out to the three-point line, where Rondo picks it up and goes the other way. Rondo and Killer Ray have an apparent 2-on-1, but suddenly a white jersey comes from out of nowhere, Rondo dishes it behind his back, and GARNETT takes off from 10 feet for a monster dunk as Varejao fouls him. Timeout Cavs, and the Garden is going NUTS.
KG goes on to play 30 minutes, puts up 22 and 12, along with 6 blocks, and leads us to a double-digit win. Just when you thought it was safe to sleep at night...we're BAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
Memo to all Cavs fans - we're the defending champs, not you. We only hang NBA Championship banners in our rafters, not Eastern Conference Championship banners like you. The road to the title runs thru Boston.