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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #120 on: November 12, 2009, 08:44:58 PM »

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Quote from: BASS_THUMPER on November 12, 2009, 08:31:53 PM
i called a girl and she told me to come over nobody was home

i went to her house..nobody was home

I laughed.
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #121 on: November 12, 2009, 08:49:52 PM »

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A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #122 on: November 12, 2009, 09:01:39 PM »

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Quote from: fairweatherfan on November 12, 2009, 08:49:52 PM
A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

Really like this one.
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #123 on: November 12, 2009, 09:09:58 PM »

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A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar ... the bartender looks up, and seeing them asks: "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #124 on: November 12, 2009, 09:12:31 PM »

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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #125 on: November 12, 2009, 09:18:02 PM »

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i dont like eating snails...

i like fast food
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #126 on: November 12, 2009, 09:46:15 PM »

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what do you call a thread that gets locked for no reason?

the this thread is locked thread

ahahahaha

ps, there are so many threads that serve no purpose here; I've started about half of them...to lock that one was just silly, sorry for voicing my opinion
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #127 on: November 12, 2009, 09:47:37 PM »

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Quote from: cdif911 on November 12, 2009, 09:46:15 PM
what do you call a thread that gets locked for no reason?

the this thread is locked thread

ahahahaha

ps, there are so many threads that serve no purpose here; I've started about half of them...to lock that one was just silly, sorry for voicing my opinion

If you have a problem with the way we lock threads, bring it up in the "comments & remarks" forum or look over the posting rules about starting a new thread.
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #128 on: January 12, 2010, 09:16:59 PM »

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I just heard a good one.


"A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.'

another:

"Two cannibals were eating dinner one night. One looks at the other and says 'I never knew it before, but I absolutely cannot stand my mother in law.'

The other one says 'That's okay. Try some potatoes instead.'
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #129 on: January 12, 2010, 10:20:48 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on January 12, 2010, 09:16:59 PM

"Two cannibals were eating dinner one night. One looks at the other and says 'I never knew it before, but I absolutely cannot stand my mother in law.'

The other one says 'That's okay. Try some potatoes instead.'

Later that week, the same two cannibals were eating a clown.  One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #130 on: January 12, 2010, 10:25:05 PM »

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what grade was anakin skywalker in befroe he went to the dark side?


the sith grade
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #131 on: March 16, 2010, 10:37:54 PM »

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Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

Face-off in the corner...

- -

Why was the leper baseball game canceled?

Pitcher threw his arm out...
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #132 on: March 16, 2010, 10:53:16 PM »

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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #133 on: March 16, 2010, 11:02:00 PM »

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what would a mountian climber name his son?




cliff~
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Re: What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?
« Reply #134 on: September 13, 2015, 03:30:09 PM »

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While I know that it is not normally considered good etiquette to bump a 5-year old thread, I believe that this one is timeless. And every forum needs an active joke thread.

A pink ship collided with a purple ship. What happened to all the passengers?










They were marooned.
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