What's the funniest "clean" joke you know?

[xmuscularghandix]

i called a girl and she told me to come over nobody was home

i went to her house..nobody was home

I laughed.

[fairweatherfan]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

[Fan from VT]

A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre, so he gave it to her.

Really like this one.

[Bahku]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar ... the bartender looks up, and seeing them asks: "What is this, some kind of joke?"

[Bahku]

Q: When is the best time to buy birds?

A: When they're going "cheep"

[BASS_THUMPER]

i dont like eating snails...

i like fast food

[cdif911]

what do you call a thread that gets locked for no reason?

the this thread is locked thread

ahahahaha

ps, there are so many threads that serve no purpose here; I've started about half of them...to lock that one was just silly, sorry for voicing my opinion

[Donoghus]

what do you call a thread that gets locked for no reason?

the this thread is locked thread

ahahahaha

ps, there are so many threads that serve no purpose here; I've started about half of them...to lock that one was just silly, sorry for voicing my opinion

If you have a problem with the way we lock threads, bring it up in the "comments & remarks" forum or look over the posting rules about starting a new thread.

[indeedproceed]

I just heard a good one.


"A Freudian Slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.'

another:

"Two cannibals were eating dinner one night. One looks at the other and says 'I never knew it before, but I absolutely cannot stand my mother in law.'

The other one says 'That's okay. Try some potatoes instead.'

[FatKidsDad]

"Two cannibals were eating dinner one night. One looks at the other and says 'I never knew it before, but I absolutely cannot stand my mother in law.'

The other one says 'That's okay. Try some potatoes instead.'

Later that week, the same two cannibals were eating a clown.  One turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?"

[BASS_THUMPER]

what grade was anakin skywalker in befroe he went to the dark side?


the sith grade

[Andy Jick]

Why was the leper hockey game canceled?

Face-off in the corner...

- -

Why was the leper baseball game canceled?

Pitcher threw his arm out...

[WeMadeIt17]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cthCSXadyrI

LOL

[BASS_THUMPER]

what would a mountian climber name his son?




cliff~

[mef730]

While I know that it is not normally considered good etiquette to bump a 5-year old thread, I believe that this one is timeless. And every forum needs an active joke thread.

A pink ship collided with a purple ship. What happened to all the passengers?










They were marooned.