Miami-AP - The Miami Heat announced today that Pat Riley has been fired as head coach, citing his inability to fully utilize Mark Blount and Jason "White Chocolate" Williams' talents. "We are grateful for the ring that Pat was able to win for Antoine," said Heat GM BBA, "but we've decided to go in a different direction."
With that the Heat announced the hiring of head coach Peter Auerbach Fleiger, great-grandson of legendary Celtics coach Arnold "Red" Auerbach. GM, BBA, has come under some scrutiny from the Miami public due to the young age of the team's new coach. BBA noted, "With genes like that age will not be a factor."
The team is expected to hire several veteran assistants, and an official announcement cannot be far off.
Pat Riley could not be reached for comment.