In his most surprising move as GM in a career filled with them, Belichick will trade Garoppolo to the Celtics for Isaiah Thomas, at which point he will become the best slot receiver in the NFL and a standout kickoff return man.
Garoppolo will ride the bench for the Cs, but also play a pivotal role as the modern-day Gino, revving up the crowd at the end of wins with his sweet 70s era dance moves.