Danny fielding calls:
"Rozier... Yes his shooting percentages are up across the board from last year.. yes he doubled his A/To ratio while playing more minutes.. but have you heard of this guy James Young?! He's got intangibles that literally can't be measured... don't even bother looking up his stats! You'll love him!"
Don't worry, Ainge can spin James Young's stats, too
Selling points (and issues) for Young:
He is shooting 3s at a career high percentages! (28.6%, up from 25.8% and 23.1%)
He is shooting 2s at a career high 57.1%! (On 7 attempts. Not 7 per game, 7 all season)
He has yet to miss a free throw this year! (Or attempt one)
His rebounding, assists, and steals are at career highs per 36 minutes! (Per36 stats are useless when he's only played 64 minutes)