I hate Cleveland. I'm glad LeBron left them, screw that team.
They're like that really poor kid you grew up with from the trashy family, dad walked out on him, mom's an alcoholic, but darn it if he doesn't always seem to have all the best stuff!
Turns out his mom has a bit of a gambling problem too. While she constantly seems to be winning $1000 and $10,000 scratch offs, and wins big at bingo and the casino too, she quickly blows it all again and they're living in poverty. She buys a brand new car, buys her kid the latest and greatest toys with all the accessories, brand new clothes, etc., as she blows the money as quickly as she gets it.
Now your family is 100x's better off than his, just responsible. But man do you just hate his guts as his mom drives him to school in her brand new, pimped out BMW, while he's wearing his brand new Jordans and playing on his brand new Game Boy, bragging how he just got the brand new Super Nintendo and all the games at home too, and he's so smug about it! Sure, his mom will have pawned it all in a couple of weeks to pay the rent and they'll be back to riding the bus, but man you hate the kid's guts.
Lol, that's how I feel about Cleveland.