lol. I had a friend in college who said if he never became a politician, he was going to enter into extra-legal activities.
And he said this in a very casual way, as if he were joking. I brought it up later in front of people, and he said, "I'd appreciate if you didn't do that again. I still want to go into politics. And if that doesn't work out, being a criminal will be tough if everyone knows I am one."
I don't think he ever did make it into office, but I haven't spoken to him in 10 years.