For the team that refuses to ever be small
Tiago Splitter
I like it.
SF: Pau Gasol
PF: Enes Kanter
C: Tiago Splitter
When having twin towers just isn't enough.

Like I told you, they will trade Kanter for a better player and better picks.
I'm afraid that they will be able to trade Kanter for an even better player. Knowing IP firsthand, it's possible.
You should check your memory sir.
Bulls Send: Kyrie Irving, pick used on Jeremy Lin, pick used on Harrison Barnes
Cavs Send: Tyson Chandler, pick used on Derrick Rose, pick used on Shane Battier
Chicago Bulls send: Jeremy Lin (I got him back), Kenneth Faried
Cleveland Cavs send: Jrue Holiday, Thad Young
Those are the two trades I pulled with you last year. The first one, if you'd kept Irving and the picks, is a hands-down slaughter of a win for you. The second one is pretty even, depending on how you see Faried, but I'd say I won that one by a slight edge.
People keep on throwing out the, 'knowing indeedproceed the trades will blah blah fart noises blah blah' but let's take a look at the other trade that people think was 'soooooo lopsided omg!!'
Sixers send: Pierce, pick used on Meka Okafor (6.4), pick used on Jeremy Lamb (12.9)
Bulls send: Pekovic, Dudley, pick used on Shannon Brown (8.20)
Which side of that deal would you want now? In his prime Pekovic and useful Dudley or Pierce, Meka, and never-saw-the-floor Lamb?
You guys kill me with the 'IPs trades are so unever'. I go after guys who have value, I trade them for guys (or the opportunity to draft guys) I value more. But I'm never trading crap for gold, cuz I never end up with crap in the first place.