I assume the phone calls went like this, and I'm rehashing myself, so bear with me.
Clips: Chris Wants KG. How do we get KG?
Celts: KG only wants to play for Doc.
Clips: Well, uh, how do we get Doc, too? We need a coach. Chris drove the last one out.
Celts: Bledsoe, Jordan, and a pair of first rounders, including your 2014, for both.
Clips: *Apoplexy*