So, for all the folks salivating on IP's jock, did anybody actually read his strategy?
He doesn't have one. It's literally almost all nonsense. He doesn't even indicate what lineup he's going to play. It's just "my guys are super-cool awesome, and Dallas' guys suck, yo".
Dallas is starting the game with:
Varejao / Brand
Lebron
Green
Thabo
Irving
Rather than do the "Player X is better than Player Y" game (which is nonsensical) let's talk about how these teams match up.
At the center position, IP is presumably starting Chris Bosh. I say that because Brendan Haywood averaged 3.3 points per game in the playoffs, and Tiego Splitter averaged 5.8 points. Greg Popovich, the best coach in the NBA, limited Splitter to 13 minutes per game in the playoffs because, frankly, he's not ready for primetime.
So, it's Bosh vs. Varejao and/or Brand. In IP's bizarro world, he'll argue that that matchup favors him. Yo, Chris Bosh is a bigger name, y'alls!! But see, in the real world, Chris Bosh is the big man equivalent of Ru Paul. He can't defend the paint. He can't rebound the ball. He can't muscle stronger players.
Brand's defense prompted Chris Bosh to shake his head and groan that the 33-year-old is "like a tree stump." I
LinkBosh can't move Brand in the post, and he can't muscle Varejao, either. Did you know that when Brand and Bosh last met up this season in the playoffs, Brand averaged 16 points on 55% shooting? That Brand outproduced Bosh in 3 out of the 5 games? No? I wonder why IP didn't say that?
The Mavericks are going to control the paint, because Bosh can't do it.
That brings us to Lebron. I guess the argument is that somehow, Paul Pierce is going to be able to defend Lebron James. Lebron against Pierce in the 2012 Playoffs:
33.6 points, 11.0 rebounds, 3.85 assists 52.7% shooting
Keep in mind, that's with Pierce having KG and Rajon Rondo to assist him. Here, he has Thad Young (or Chris "Ru Paul" Bosh) and Jrue Holiday. Lebron is going to explode. And yes, the assist numbers above look out of sorts for Lebron, but that's mostly because two guys in particular either weren't playing due to injury, or were playing poorly:
Lebron is the type of player that can completely dominate a game, even beyond his impressive box scores. He can literally defend any position on the court, as he'll have a strength and/or quickness advantage over just about anybody.
In this matchup, Lebron allows us to totally dominate the front court. Chicago can't score on a three man rotation of Varejao / Brand / Lebron, and Chicago will get killed on the boards there, too. More boards = more transition = total annihilation.
Seriously, people think that a Chris Bosh / Thad Young front court could work against a team with Lebron James and Kyrie Irving, both of whom will be getting to the hoop at will? Bosh will be fouled out in 20 minutes.