I'd congratulate the following before I would the heat:
The maker of the Hindenburg
The Capt of the Titanic
The creator of New Coke
The architect of the leaning tower of Pisa
Capt. Custer on a job well done at Little Big Horn
Decca Records eye for talent
Ford on creating the Edsel
Russell Westbrook on his understanding of how the shotclock works
Bob Gibson's clock management skills
LBJ on a great job in Vietnam
Harry and Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber for not getting on that bus
Japan's decision not to surrender
Stu Inman's decision to pass on MJ
Neville Chamberlain's wonderful foreign policy
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Ryan Leaf for that great pre season game he had.
Al Gore for his Nobel Peace Price
Henny Kissinger and Le Duc Tho for their Nobel Peace Prize
Barak Obama for his Nobel Peace Prize
Elizabeth Warren for advancing the cause of Native Americans.
Bill Clinton for teaching us that love conquers all.
Peyton Manning for one whole Super Bowl win against Rex Grossman
The Academy for choosing Shakespeare in Love over Saving Private Ryan
The electoral college for including all Americans in democracy
Joey Crawford for an excellent job in the 2002 Western Conference Finals
David Stern for running an NBA lottery beyond question
Academia for keeping college affordable and accessible to everyone
Ben Rothlisburger for...no...I'd congratulate Lebron first