Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[Redz]

Bill Murray...better dead AND alive

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yeUswA8xPY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dRzp-v-QYU

Mod bias

I don't know about that.  You'll notice I'm not propping up Edgar's chalupa guy, right?

Now that Redz guy on his team is one tough Son of a Biscuit....

[StartOrien]

I don't know about that.  You'll notice I'm not propping up Edgar's chalupa guy, right?

Now that Redz guy on his team is one tough Son of a Biscuit....

Listen Redz, you seem like a good guy and I want to believe you, but if you honestly read  my rock-solid Swayze in "Ghost" vs. Bill Murray as a Ghostbuster argument and you still say you agree w/ IP you've kind of forced my hand.

I just ran a figurative mile around him.

[Redz]

I don't know about that.  You'll notice I'm not propping up Edgar's chalupa guy, right?

Now that Redz guy on his team is one tough Son of a Biscuit....

Listen Redz, you seem like a good guy and I want to believe you, but if you honestly read  my rock-solid Swayze in "Ghost" vs. Bill Murray as a Ghostbuster argument and you still say you agree w/ IP you've kind of forced my hand.

I just ran a figurative mile around him.

An enjoyable debate.  Absolutely. 

But really, IP is leaving the big guns in the shady shed out back if he's not sending this guy in to take down Swayze.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv87T1CQF8E

[dark_lord]

not that i expect to get vote for other reasons, but i legitimately feel my team is the toughest.

bruce lee (greatest martial artist of all time, killed chuck norris in way of the dragon)
clay/ali (greatest boxer of all time)
brock lesnar (he can beat ur butt as an amateur, mma fighter, or wrastlin')
kraken (destroyer of the sea)
tommy heinsohn (beat the snot out of any artist)
fsu mascot (a warrior)
rza (martial artist, is mentally tough as well as physical...his mind is "razor sharp", thus the rza)
even al gore ("invented the internet", so he is cyber tough)

bruce lee and rza are both legit philosophers. al gore is extremely intelligent.  

emotional toughness.....ali and lee alone got that for their battle of social and racial injustices against them.

my team's toughness extends beyond physical....it includes mental, emotional, and technological


landslide in my opinion for these alone.  whether i win in a vote or not.....i will be the people's champ (i can take that slogan from the rock, as my team would beat the slogan out of him)

[indeedproceed]

I don't know about that.  You'll notice I'm not propping up Edgar's chalupa guy, right?

Now that Redz guy on his team is one tough Son of a Biscuit....

Listen Redz, you seem like a good guy and I want to believe you, but if you honestly read  my rock-solid Swayze in "Ghost" vs. Bill Murray as a Ghostbuster argument and you still say you agree w/ IP you've kind of forced my hand.

I just ran a figurative mile around him.

Yeah figurative as in 'in no way a realistic representation of'.

Figuratively speaking, I just beat you, humiliated you, and made you sit quietly while wearing a sensible lady's pantsuit as I discussed with Edgar just exactly how many churros it would take for me to give him your deed of pwnership

[dark_lord]

who ended up with the smartest team?

[indeedproceed]

who ended up with the smartest team?

I believe Redz did, with Bahku a close second, and my team a distant 5th or 6th.

Which was ridiculous. I had no idea we are in communist portugal.

[StartOrien]

Let's do this:

Round one. Fight.

WC- Bruce Lee vs. the song "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac

This probably goes to Bruce Lee, though I'd contend that he might fall in love with the song cuz it's awesome and would probably wear himself out doing the air guitar.

Gold Medalist- Ali vs. Kurt Angle


This would be a pretty dope fight. Greatest boxer of all time, versus arguable the greatest amateur wrestler of all time. Rock, paper, scisors. Ya Dig?

Rapper- RZA vs. Hulk Hogan

Game over.

Losing President- Gore vs. Kramer

I take Kramer here, seems like he has more fighting experience between his epic bus ride and the time he punched Mickey Mantle in the face.

Artist- Tommy Heinsohn vs. Patrick Swayze in Ghost

I know this is a Celtics site, but c'mon. This one goes out to the hunks.


Redhead- "the redhead from needham" vs. David Caruso

Caruso.

Mascot- FSU Seminole(chief osceola) vs. Bango

I've never seen the FSU Seminole do anything besides ride a horse around a football stadium. I've seen Bango do a backflip dunk off of a 20 foot ladder, and spear someone for wearing an Al Horford jersey.

Wrestler- Brock Lesnar vs. Funkasaurus

Fiiiiiine. You win this one.

TV Law Enforcement- Michael Knight (Knight Rider) vs Andy Sipowicz

Michael Knight is a well documented quitter. Andy Sipowicz has got no quit. He's lit by an always burning fire.

Mythical Creature- Kraken vs. Altered Beast

I don't know what Kraken is and I don't care to look it up. I do know that Altered Beast was a boss game, and he could beat up pretty much anything.

[dark_lord]

Toughest teams, IMHO, dark_lord's

thx bahku.  coming from one of the smarter team's gm 

[StartOrien]

I don't know about that.  You'll notice I'm not propping up Edgar's chalupa guy, right?

Now that Redz guy on his team is one tough Son of a Biscuit....

Listen Redz, you seem like a good guy and I want to believe you, but if you honestly read  my rock-solid Swayze in "Ghost" vs. Bill Murray as a Ghostbuster argument and you still say you agree w/ IP you've kind of forced my hand.

I just ran a figurative mile around him.

Yeah figurative as in 'in no way a realistic representation of'.

Figuratively speaking, I just beat you, humiliated you, and made you sit quietly while wearing a sensible lady's pantsuit as I discussed with Edgar just exactly how many churros it would take for me to give him your deed of pwnership

Ha. Funny. Cuz the way I saw it I sent you to your room crying, then came in with wire cutters to cut your cable off indefinitely. Then I ate all your ice creams cuz you're eating what I tell you to eat when I tell you to eat for a week. And I don't even care that Mark invited you to Water Country on Thursday and you already said yes, cuz you're paying the piper for the next seven days. The only time you'll be yelling 'geranamo' is when you fall out of your bed when I wake you up at seven with my chainsaw.

[Redz]

Toughest teams, IMHO, dark_lord's

thx bahku.  coming from one of the smarter team's gm 

I voted dl, slam and my own highly underrated tough team

[indeedproceed]

Let's do this:

Round one. Fight.

WC- Bruce Lee vs. the song "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac

This probably goes to Bruce Lee, though I'd contend that he might fall in love with the song cuz it's awesome and would probably wear himself out doing the air guitar.

Gold Medalist- Ali vs. Kurt Angle


This would be a pretty dope fight. Greatest boxer of all time, versus arguable the greatest amateur wrestler of all time. Rock, paper, scisors. Ya Dig?

Rapper- RZA vs. Hulk Hogan

Game over.

Losing President- Gore vs. Kramer

I take Kramer here, seems like he has more fighting experience between his epic bus ride and the time he punched Mickey Mantle in the face.

Artist- Tommy Heinsohn vs. Patrick Swayze in Ghost

I know this is a Celtics site, but c'mon. This one goes out to the hunks.


Redhead- "the redhead from needham" vs. David Caruso

Caruso.

Mascot- FSU Seminole(chief osceola) vs. Bango

I've never seen the FSU Seminole do anything besides ride a horse around a football stadium. I've seen Bango do a backflip dunk off of a 20 foot ladder, and spear someone for wearing an Al Horford jersey.

Wrestler- Brock Lesnar vs. Funkasaurus

Fiiiiiine. You win this one.

TV Law Enforcement- Michael Knight (Knight Rider) vs Andy Sipowicz

Michael Knight is a well documented quitter. Andy Sipowicz has got no quit. He's lit by an always burning fire.

Mythical Creature- Kraken vs. Altered Beast

I don't know what Kraken is and I don't care to look it up. I do know that Altered Beast was a boss game, and he could beat up pretty much anything.

Question for dark_lord, two parts:

1) Do you feel Patrick Swayze in the movie Ghost will be able to summon the correct amount of rage at Tommy Heinsohn to kinetically move objects?

2) The Krakken is a pretty terrible monster (as in scary, not in quality), but he's pretty useless on land. What happens when the Krakken has to play an away game?

Question for StartOrien:

1) You just said Ali/Angle was 'rock/paper/scissors'. Can you smell burnt feathers?

2) Did you select 'Altered Beast' from teh video game, or did you select the actual 16 bit cartridge which you trick people into playing as a distraction while you destroy them?

[dark_lord]

Let's do this:

Round one. Fight.

WC- Bruce Lee vs. the song "The Chain" by Fleetwood Mac

This probably goes to Bruce Lee, though I'd contend that he might fall in love with the song cuz it's awesome and would probably wear himself out doing the air guitar.

Gold Medalist- Ali vs. Kurt Angle


This would be a pretty dope fight. Greatest boxer of all time, versus arguable the greatest amateur wrestler of all time. Rock, paper, scisors. Ya Dig?

Rapper- RZA vs. Hulk Hogan

Game over.

Losing President- Gore vs. Kramer

I take Kramer here, seems like he has more fighting experience between his epic bus ride and the time he punched Mickey Mantle in the face.

Artist- Tommy Heinsohn vs. Patrick Swayze in Ghost

I know this is a Celtics site, but c'mon. This one goes out to the hunks.


Redhead- "the redhead from needham" vs. David Caruso

Caruso.

Mascot- FSU Seminole(chief osceola) vs. Bango

I've never seen the FSU Seminole do anything besides ride a horse around a football stadium. I've seen Bango do a backflip dunk off of a 20 foot ladder, and spear someone for wearing an Al Horford jersey.

Wrestler- Brock Lesnar vs. Funkasaurus

Fiiiiiine. You win this one.

TV Law Enforcement- Michael Knight (Knight Rider) vs Andy Sipowicz

Michael Knight is a well documented quitter. Andy Sipowicz has got no quit. He's lit by an always burning fire.

Mythical Creature- Kraken vs. Altered Beast

I don't know what Kraken is and I don't care to look it up. I do know that Altered Beast was a boss game, and he could beat up pretty much anything.

bruce lee would not allow any song to be played without his blessing.  advantage lee

ali would knock angle out and look pretty doing so.  angle is nothing without roids.  andvantage ali

rza vs hogan.  who is hulk hogan in the rap game?!?!  rza is a pioneer and his skill set is desired outside the rap game...scores, films, tv, chess, author, etc.  advantage rza

gore vs kramer.  gore "invented the internet".  i saw kramer go down with a simple saliva sample from keith hernandes.  advantage gore

heinsohn vs swayze.  "ghost" was shot and killed by a bullett.  heinsohn killed the baltimore/washington bullets as a player and a coach.  advantage tommy

fsu vs bango.  bango needs a trampoline and paid actors to impress u....the seminole leads the charge and amps up stadiums full of fans and players.  advantage fsu

redhead from needham vs caruso.  redhead from needham doesnt need to fight, tommy fights for her strong emotion.  advantage redhead from needham

lesnar vs funk(something).  no break down needed. advantage lesnar

michael knight vs. sip.  everyone thinks knight nothing without kitt.  knights controls kitt and keeps him in check. he also has the best theme song.  advantage knight

kraken vs altered beast.  kraken destroys pirate ships and strikes fear in the toughest of pirates.  altered beast turns into a scrawny man in speedos when touched. advantage kraken

[StartOrien]

Question for StartOrien:

1) You just said Ali/Angle was 'rock/paper/scissors'. Can you smell burnt feathers?

IP, I'd like to direct your attention to a groundbreaking forum discussion that came up at forums.prowrestling.com , presumably the internet's premiere wrestling message board, where a meeting of the minds discussed in great detail a Mike Tyson vs. Kurt Angle fight. Everything you'll need to know can be found there.

http://forums.prowrestling.com/showthread.php?t=56925

[dark_lord]

Question for StartOrien:

1) You just said Ali/Angle was 'rock/paper/scissors'. Can you smell burnt feathers?

IP, I'd like to direct your attention to a groundbreaking forum discussion that came up at forums.prowrestling.com , presumably the internet's premiere wrestling message board where a meeting of the minds discussed in great detail a Mike Tyson vs. Kurt Angle fight. Everything you'll need to know can be found there.

http://forums.prowrestling.com/showthread.php?t=56925

tyson is no ali