Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[Redz]

From one of Walter Payton's obituaries:

They speak of his toughness: He missed just one game in his 13 seasons. He had a sprained ankle one week in his rookie season and insisted then and ever after that he could have and should have played. They mention his bravado: He never met a tackler on neutral terms, but braced himself to give at least as punishing a shot as he was about to take.

"Sweetness" talked in a pitch that made Michael Jackson sound like James Earl Jones.

Santa Claus entices young children to sit on his lap while he calls them "naughty".

"Sweetness" routinely cried on Santa's lap.

[Edgar]

Again:  

At SummerSlam, Austin and Owen Hart faced each other with Hart's Intercontinental Championship on the line and an added stipulation that Austin would have to kiss Hart's buttocks if he lost. During the match Hart botched a piledriver and dropped Austin on his head, resulting in a legitimate broken neck and temporary paralysis for Austin. As Hart stalled by baiting the audience, Austin managed to crawl over and pin Hart using a roll-up to win the Intercontinental Championship. A visibly injured and dazed Austin was helped to his feet by a number of referees and led to the back. Due to the severity of his neck injury, Austin was forced to relinquish both the Intercontinental Championship and the Tag Team Championships. Austin was sidelined until Survivor Series. However, in the interim he made several appearances, one being at Bad Blood where he was involved in the finish of a match between Hart and Faarooq, which was the final match in a tournament for the Intercontinental Championship. Austin hit Faarooq with the Intercontinental Championship belt while the referee's back was turned, causing Hart to win the match. Austin's motive was to keep the Intercontinental Championship around Hart's waist, as demonstrated when he interfered in Hart's matches on the October 20 and 27 episodes of Raw. Austin regained the Intercontinental Championship from Hart at Survivor Series.

[wdleehi]

[indeedproceed]

I don't think you can knock Walter for being called 'sweetness'.

I've thought for sometime that if I were ever a boxer in another life, I'd wish my first name to be Lewis, and my nom de ring to be 'sweet Lou'.

Makes it that much more intimidating when you knock people out.

I have a lot of sports daydreams like that. I also wished fervently that Steve Nash would've done a 'where are they now' during the lockout where he was moonlighting as 'the Canadian ninja', throwing maple leaf ninja stars, carrying a hockey stick samurai sword, with Samuel L Jackson going ' the nba....it's faaaannnntasic' at the end.

[Edgar]

want tough try to be on top for sooo long



try 60 years

[Edgar]

or try forever

[indeedproceed]

The Phoenix is not tough. You know who else rises from the dead everytime? The goombahs in supermario 3. A minor annoyance, at best. It's a piedgon who you need oven mitts to handle.

[Edgar]

there goes the cavalry





begins...waaaaay before batman

[Redz]

Yup, it's Barney on steroids with a horn impaled in his head.

[Redz]

I don't think you can knock Walter for being called 'sweetness'.

Blasphemy is my middle name.  Lest I remind you of the putrid patriarchal pun of my original CB name?

And speaking of bad puns, I need to place a vote of confidence for Edgar's team for using this guy:  

The Caped Cod, whose super power is indeed the power to overcome his opponents by unleashing a literal gut busting barrage of horrific puns.   The sight of his foes breaking their own knees from slapping them so hard is not be taken lightly.  It's cod-astrophic.

[Redz]

Let's let the tough guy posing continue through the weekend then I'll post a poll on Monday.

"You talkin' to me?"

[Bahku]

Bahku!

Please, take a moment to cast a vote for the Smartest Team in CelticsBlog Ultimate Draft history ... the Portland Pradigm, (Team Bahku)!

Cast now, and your life will forever be changed for the better!

(Well, it will get you a TP or two, anyway ... and my undying friendship and support).

My team is listed in the sig below ... and self-explanatory as to it's intellectual superiority, (did I spell that correctly?).

And in the name of shameless self-promotion, Danke sehr, gracias, merci, salamat, grazie, tak, and спасибо!

(Stay tuned for Best Overall ... we need your support!).

[Roy H.]

Bahku!

Please, take a moment to cast a vote for the Smartest Team in CelticsBlog Ultimate Draft history ... the Portland Pradigm, (Team Bahku)!

Cast now, and your life will forever be changed for the better!

(Well, it will get you a TP or two, anyway ... and my undying friendship and support).

My team is listed in the sig below ... and self-explanatory as to it's intellectual superiority, (did I spell that correctly?).

And in the name of shameless self-promotion, Danke sehr, gracias, merci, salamat, grazie, tak, and спасибо!

(Stay tuned for Best Overall ... we need your support!).

No bribery!   But seriously, I think voting for smartest has ended.  We're on to toughest.  William Wallace is going to kick Honest Abe's butt.

[Redz]

9 minutes well spent

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tvaNIgWqwgA

[Roy H.]

9 minutes well spent

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tvaNIgWqwgA

Just jump to the 27 minute mark:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzV7vUpsCFU