Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[StartOrien]

TOUGH

http://youtubedoubler.com/4rIz

[Edgar]

Tough as chapulin

[Bahku]

Leonardo Da Vinci is smarter than Michalangeo, you can't argue that someone who went to UCLA (the Bruins mascot) is presumed to be dumber than someone who went the St. Louis School Of Pharmacy, and if you're going to advocate Abraham Lincoln was a Vampire Hunter, Santa Claus exists!

It pans out like betty crocker. It pans out like a personal pizza from pizza hut.

Pans out like Peter.

Ahh ... another all-too-transparent attempt to disguise blatant cronysim with meaningless jargon, but at least it's consistent.

Now I know what they mean by the "popular vote", haha! Pans out like ... like pandemonium ... like pandora's box ... like dead-pan.

[Redz]

[Bahku]

Man, TP for that smile and chuckle, (much needed) ... one of the best and least talked about characters from SNL ... love it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ldAQ6Rh5ZI

[indeedproceed]

Stephen Colbert rides a flying Dog Dragon! Bill Murray rides a full grown buffalo, and Andre The Giant is more imposing than your fiance's brother who comes up for a 'visit' but stays for 3 weeks cuz 'his landlord screwed him' while he gets 'back on his feet'!

[wdleehi]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5dTdEb7XGk

Top that!   

[Roy H.]

From one of Walter Payton's obituaries:

They speak of his toughness: He missed just one game in his 13 seasons. He had a sprained ankle one week in his rookie season and insisted then and ever after that he could have and should have played. They mention his bravado: He never met a tackler on neutral terms, but braced himself to give at least as punishing a shot as he was about to take.

[Roy H.]

Again: 

At SummerSlam, Austin and Owen Hart faced each other with Hart's Intercontinental Championship on the line and an added stipulation that Austin would have to kiss Hart's buttocks if he lost. During the match Hart botched a piledriver and dropped Austin on his head, resulting in a legitimate broken neck and temporary paralysis for Austin. As Hart stalled by baiting the audience, Austin managed to crawl over and pin Hart using a roll-up to win the Intercontinental Championship. A visibly injured and dazed Austin was helped to his feet by a number of referees and led to the back. Due to the severity of his neck injury, Austin was forced to relinquish both the Intercontinental Championship and the Tag Team Championships. Austin was sidelined until Survivor Series. However, in the interim he made several appearances, one being at Bad Blood where he was involved in the finish of a match between Hart and Faarooq, which was the final match in a tournament for the Intercontinental Championship. Austin hit Faarooq with the Intercontinental Championship belt while the referee's back was turned, causing Hart to win the match. Austin's motive was to keep the Intercontinental Championship around Hart's waist, as demonstrated when he interfered in Hart's matches on the October 20 and 27 episodes of Raw. Austin regained the Intercontinental Championship from Hart at Survivor Series.

[Roy H.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lgHcy5cLNU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6zGEBhJMHA

Yeah, William Wallace is tougher than you.

[indeedproceed]

Will you guys look up toughness stuff for Andre the giant for me? I'm on my phone. If you could do Jim Thorpe (best athlete of the 20th century) as well I'd appreciate it.

[Roy H.]

Will you guys look up toughness stuff for Andre the giant for me? I'm on my phone. If you could do Jim Thorpe (best athlete of the 20th century) as well I'd appreciate it.

Andre got body slammed by some fat dude named Steve Hansen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzGSbMIxAz8

Jim Thorpe was a cheater, and when he got caught, he tried to use his race as an excuse:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Thorpe#Controversy

He also was a bit of a deadbeat, unable to hold a steady job.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Thorpe#Later_life

[indeedproceed]

Jim Thorpe was a hero, a gladiator who was only good at busting heads, breaking down walls, and winning games.

Sorry if the Great Depression made it hard for a warrior that society forgot to hold a job.

Roy H. was once known as Roy Hobbs, but a steroid juicing scandal made him 'retire' to the Real GM boards for a few months and Jeff Clark and his cronies invited him back AS FORUMS MANAGER under the new name 'Roy H.'

There is your scandal! Jim Thrope is a gosh darned American Hero.

[Redz]

From one of Walter Payton's obituaries:

They speak of his toughness: He missed just one game in his 13 seasons. He had a sprained ankle one week in his rookie season and insisted then and ever after that he could have and should have played. They mention his bravado: He never met a tackler on neutral terms, but braced himself to give at least as punishing a shot as he was about to take.

"Sweetness" talked in a pitch that made Michael Jackson sound like James Earl Jones.

 "Sweetness" is a decidedly untough nickname.

Fridge Perry had more oftense in SBXX.

[Roy H.]

From one of Walter Payton's obituaries:

They speak of his toughness: He missed just one game in his 13 seasons. He had a sprained ankle one week in his rookie season and insisted then and ever after that he could have and should have played. They mention his bravado: He never met a tackler on neutral terms, but braced himself to give at least as punishing a shot as he was about to take.

"Sweetness" talked in a pitch that made Michael Jackson sound like James Earl Jones.

Santa Claus entices young children to sit on his lap while he calls them "naughty".