Ultimate Draft III - D..U..N spells DUN

[slamtheking]

considering my team as the toughest     , I think Roy's comes in a respectable second

[StartOrien]

Guaranteed Swayze in 'Ghost' could beat up the guy who draws with his left foot. Guaranteed.

[indeedproceed]

Sorry guys.

I've got the greatest athlete of the 20th century in Jim Thorpe

I've got the most unstoppable human being in the draft in Andre the Giant

I've got another tough 7 footer in Bill Walton

A hardened lawman with an itchy trigger finger in Raylan Givens (He kills someone literally every episode. he kills more people than Dexter)

My artist Jack Kirby was a freaking WWII advance scout

Stephen Colbert knows karate

Bill Murray has defeated Gods and the ENTIRE COUNTRY OF RUSSIA, and oh yeah..

I've got a gigantic flying dog-dragon and a real-life 2-ton Buffalo that has no qualms about trampling some fools.

Toughest.

Just to reiterate, between the lies, darned lies, and statistics being told by everyone else, I've got a legitimate cowboy in Raylan Givens who will, without pause, shoot you in the face. I've got Jim Thorpe, who was named (unlike anyone else anyone else has) by the AMerican public as the GREATEST ATHLETE OF THE 20th century, I've got Bill Walton, who is just plain entertaining and enormous. And speaking of enormous, I've got the most physically dominant guy in the whole game in Andre the Giant.

Also, Stephen Colbert rides a dog-dragon named Falcor who hates bullies, and Bill Murray rides a 2-ton Buffalo.

My team is toughest. That's all there is to say on the matter.

[StartOrien]

Falcor vs. Altered Beast in a casket match, who ya got?

Falcor can fly, but I'm not really sure I buy him being all that tough. It'd be like a cruiserweight taking on a heavyweight champ. Falcor could have the highlights, and a few good attacks, but once Altered Beast gets Falcor down to the mat it's over. Rest. In. Peace.

[indeedproceed]

Falcor vs. Altered Beast in a casket match, who ya got?

How high is the ceiling?

[StartOrien]

Falcor vs. Altered Beast in a casket match, who ya got?

How high is the ceiling?

Well, it's a pretty big money event so I'm thinking Madison Square Garden. What's that, like 300 feet high?

[indeedproceed]

Falcor vs. Altered Beast in a casket match, who ya got?

How high is the ceiling?

Well, it's a pretty big money event so I'm thinking Madison Square Garden. What's that, like 300 feet high?

Falcor.

[indeedproceed]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

[StartOrien]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

[indeedproceed]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

What role did Patrick Swayze play in 'Ghost'?

[StartOrien]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

What role did Patrick Swayze play in 'Ghost'?

He played the role of the beefcake who had all right moves. Why do you ask?

[indeedproceed]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

What role did Patrick Swayze play in 'Ghost'?

He played the role of the beefcake who had all right moves. Why do you ask?

Did his character in Ghost have any kind of spiritual affliction?

[StartOrien]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

What role did Patrick Swayze play in 'Ghost'?

He played the role of the beefcake who had all right moves. Why do you ask?

Did his character in Ghost have any kind of spiritual affliction?

Ya. All the women wanted to be with him and all the men wanted to be him. Maybe I'm missing your point here, but I really feel like this is getting off-topic.

[indeedproceed]

StartOrien, how do you respond to accusations that my selection of Bill Murray pretty much invalidates your selection of the Ghost of Patrick Swayze?

I selected Patrick Swayze in "Ghost," don't be insensitive, IP.

What role did Patrick Swayze play in 'Ghost'?

He played the role of the beefcake who had all right moves. Why do you ask?

Did his character in Ghost have any kind of spiritual affliction?

In my head I immediately answered, "What, like scientology?"

Patrick Swayze was a ghost in Ghost. Bill Murray was a Ghostbuster in Ghostbusters. Ghost-Swayze is donezo as completely as rapper Shwayze's career. You're Buzzin' if you think differently.

[Roy H.]

Just to reiterate, between the lies, darned lies, and statistics being told by everyone else, I've got a legitimate cowboy in Raylan Givens who will, without pause, shoot you in the face.

As much as I love Justified and think Raylan is a bad ass, he gets his butt handed to him an awful lot.  Would a true tough guy let Dewey beat the heck out of him?