Told again within last 5 min that CP deal still being worked on, and is not yet submitted to NBA, as others have reported. Fluid situation.
- David Aldridge on Twitter.
Here's how I see it going down.
Teams text deal to David Stern. "No."
Houston adds Jordan Hill. Stern: "Still no".
Houston: "How about now?" (adds Patrick Patterson). Stern: "Nope."
Houston: "Same offer, but we'll throw in every future #1 we have". Stern: "Uh uh".
Houston: "... and Nene's first born child". Stern: "No way".
Houston: "We'll send $3 million to LA". Stern: "No".
Houston: "We'll wax Kobe's back for him, and wash Jerry Buss's feet". Stern: "Getting close, but still no."
Houston: "We'll take Metta World Peace instead of Gasol". Stern: "Just ... a little ... more".
Houston: "And we'll change our team moniker to the Houston 'LA's Cellblock Wives" Stern: Okay, approved for "basketball reasons".