Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[Edgar]

and about chicken

[Donoghus]

Speaking of, does anybody else and their group of friends use the term "redcarded" to signify that someone was kicked out of a bar?

Think its one of the best terms out there.

We will now. Though I can't think of the last time someone I knew got the boot.

Umm...this past Saturday.

However, to his credit, it was in the midst of a 13 hour bachelor party back in Boston.  Gotta let something like that slide.  Bachelor parties do crazy things to normal people.

[Kwhit10]

Shenanigans

Farva
Spurbury, VT

So I was down in Massachusetts to pull a killer prank on someone, I put a bar of soap in their coffee, I sure got them good.  When I passed what I thought was my favorite restaurant.

I run inside and I was raging because they had no goofy stuff on the walls and no mozzarella sticks.  I was almost as mad as that time I went to Dimpus burger.  So I waddle up to the bar and yell "Barkeep give me a large Farva!"  This flashy know-it-all short looking dude gives me this death stare and points to the beers they have on tap. So like whatever I order a Sam Smith's Nut Brown Ale, becuase I thought the name was funny.

I'm hungry as usual so I order the beef sliders since that is the only thing they serve.  I wanted my dang cheese sticks!  Then I get this miniature burgers like for a dwarf, I look under the bun and it looked like spit!  So I stood up and started asking for some answers and that's all I remember.  Next thing I know I woke up in a jail cell covered in powdered sugar with a splinters in my head.

This place sucked.

[StartOrien]

Too bad no one drafted the Gasol's

http://blogs.thescore.com/tbj/2011/08/25/video-gasol-brothers-star-in-beer-commercial/

[fairweatherfan]

Shenanigans

Farva
Spurbury, VT

So I was down in Massachusetts to pull a killer prank on someone, I put a bar of soap in their coffee, I sure got them good.  When I passed what I thought was my favorite restaurant.

I run inside and I was raging because they had no goofy stuff on the walls and no mozzarella sticks.  I was almost as mad as that time I went to Dimpus burger.  So I waddle up to the bar and yell "Barkeep give me a large Farva!"  This flashy know-it-all short looking dude gives me this death stare and points to the beers they have on tap. So like whatever I order a Sam Smith's Nut Brown Ale, becuase I thought the name was funny.

I'm hungry as usual so I order the beef sliders since that is the only thing they serve.  I wanted my dang cheese sticks!  Then I get this miniature burgers like for a dwarf, I look under the bun and it looked like spit!  So I stood up and started asking for some answers and that's all I remember.  Next thing I know I woke up in a jail cell covered in powdered sugar with a splinters in my head.

This place sucked.

Hahaha, very nice.  But I think Farva would go for six of "whatever's free" 

[StartOrien]

Ha, that was awesome K Whit

[StartOrien]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
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Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

[indeedproceed]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can you or can you not vote for yourself?

[StartOrien]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can you or can you not vote for yourself?

No, you can't vote for yourself. If you vote for yourself in any category I will throw out your ballot

[StartOrien]

I've actually created a bit of a formula for how we'll calculate the top bars. But I aint tellin you guys nussin'

That'd sound suspect if I had any chance at getting a single vote for best bar

[indeedproceed]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can you or can you not vote for yourself?

No, you can't vote for yourself. If you vote for yourself in any category I will throw out your ballot

You're gonna print my ballot off, crumple it up, and deposit it in a responsible fashion?

Right. Tell me another one, Gepetto.

[StartOrien]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can you or can you not vote for yourself?

No, you can't vote for yourself. If you vote for yourself in any category I will throw out your ballot

You're gonna print my ballot off, crumple it up, and deposit it in a responsible fashion?

Right. Tell me another one, Gepetto.

I guess I'd probably just delete it from my inbox

[StartOrien]

And if you guys think you're getting any kidna fancy spreadsheets to show the voting breakdown you're out of your mind.

[indeedproceed]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can you or can you not vote for yourself?

No, you can't vote for yourself. If you vote for yourself in any category I will throw out your ballot

You're gonna print my ballot off, crumple it up, and deposit it in a responsible fashion?

Right. Tell me another one, Gepetto.

I guess I'd probably just delete it from my inbox

Finally, the TRUTH! What else has our 'commissioner' been hiding?! Like, what did he do with Rondo2287's body? #Justaskinquestions

[Lucky17]

REMEMBER TO VOTE, YOU GUYS.

Favorite Beer Selection:
Favorite Specialty Drink Selection:
Favorite Entertainment (entertainers & activities)
Favorite Staff:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Overall:

and then 3 'off-center' light hearted , "Bar most likely to...." or "Bar that..." superlative awards.

Can we get an updated set of "rosters" or a dedicated faux-Yelp review page? Would make comparisons easier.

Although, I probably plan to spread my votes around, one to each (if possible).