« Reply #2344 on: August 25, 2011, 10:52:55 AM »
Of course
Hijacking someone else's Yelp template:
Sam n´Ellas
4 Ninja Stars
One of this days I was supposed to go to the most AWESOME place on earth, a nightclub so huge it could change earth orbit when rocking.
But just when i was leaving my crib, suddenly a group of chicken smelled people grab me from my fury tail and put me into a big fried chicken truck, i think was the one from that crappy race show featured on reality tv.
When I finally was able fto see the light, i was inside a iron cage and there was a bottle and some cups of Chimay Grand reserve there. I was told to fill them and to think fast in some jokes, because i had to entertain some crowd that night I only was able to do this
Well then i was forced to start the job, i served a couple of Chimay at some couples there, some of them even like my club related jokes Pandacracy was all I had in mind by then
I used the time serving drinks to Drink a couple myself, that almost as interesting as me guy on the bar told me thats the only bennefit i will receive that night... ohh how wrong was him
In one of the tables there was a lady called Stacy, when the guy with her goes to the bathroom she calls me and gave me a telephone number, i told here i didnt know if i will pass that night.
Well She told me she has a sorority friend on the door , a beutifull blonde standing next to a very classy gentleman, she told me to be ready, because she manage me to find a place for me on their Limo, somehow the next thing i knew was standing inside the limo, smoking a cuban and grabing a scotch delivered to us from a local cantina ( they didnt serve that on the place).
What can i tell you, Great Night from then on, we got to main door of the club, stacy get into the limo and close the door in her dates nose.
Happy Times..
I will surely come back to the place , after that night I accepted a role as regular entertainer, people tend to think the existance of Pandacracy is a Joke, well they used to say the same about El Dorado
Good night and Good morning
Wonder when the silky guy will start feeling the pressure
Sam N Ella's
At the Door: Hugh Hefner
Behind the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
Food: Horseshoe Sandwiches
Games: Shuffleboard
On Tap: Miller Lite, Three Floyds Seasonal Beers, New Glarus Spotted Cow, Chimay Grand Reserve, Mikkeller Green Gold
Featured Libations: Irish Carbombs, Martinis, Mint Juleps
On the Stage: O.A.R., Louis C.K.
Just for Fun: Edgar
Well played my furry friend, well played!
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Sam N Ella's
At the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
At the Door: Hugh Hefner
On Stage: O.A.R., Louis C.K., EDGAR! Special Drinks: Irish Car Bomb, Martinis On Tap: Lite, Beamish, 3 Floyds Seasonal, Chimay Grand Reserve, Spotted Cow
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