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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2340 on: August 25, 2011, 08:55:45 AM »

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haha, 'I already put 5 stars but I don't know how to fix it'

Crap I missed that Redz had used a similar type joke. 

It's OK such comedic gold cannot go unused.  ;D
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2341 on: August 25, 2011, 09:50:16 AM »

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I finally had enough free time to read through all the yelp reviews this morning and they all had me cracking up!  I am going to warn y'all, you may wanna stay away from that floozy Stacy...
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Sam N Ella's

At the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
At the Door:  Hugh Hefner
On Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K., EDGAR! Special Drinks:  Irish Car Bomb, Martinis On Tap: Lite, Beamish, 3 Floyds Seasonal, Chimay Grand Reserve, Spotted Cow

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2342 on: August 25, 2011, 10:14:23 AM »

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Of course
Hijacking someone else's Yelp template:

Sam n´Ellas

Quote

4 Ninja Stars

One of this days I was supposed to go to the most AWESOME place on earth, a nightclub so huge it could change earth orbit when rocking.

But just when i was leaving my crib, suddenly a group of chicken smelled people grab me from my fury tail and put me into a big fried chicken truck, i think was the one from that crappy race show featured on reality tv.

When I finally was able fto see the light, i was inside a iron cage and there was a bottle and some cups of Chimay Grand reserve there. I was told to fill them and to think fast in some jokes, because i had to entertain some crowd that night I only was able to do this



Well then i was forced to start the job, i served a couple of Chimay at some couples there, some of them even like my club related jokes Pandacracy was all I had in mind by then

I used the time serving drinks to Drink a couple myself, that almost as interesting as me guy on the bar told me thats the only bennefit i will receive that night... ohh how wrong was him

In one of the tables there was a lady called Stacy, when the guy with her goes to the bathroom she calls me and gave me a telephone number, i told here i didnt know if i will pass that night.

Well She told me she has a sorority friend on the door , a beutifull blonde standing next to a very classy gentleman, she told me to be ready, because she manage me to find  a place for me on their Limo, somehow the next thing i knew was standing inside the limo, smoking a cuban and grabing a scotch delivered to us from a local cantina ( they didnt serve that on the place).

What can i tell you, Great Night from then on, we got to main door of the club, stacy get into the limo and close the door in her dates nose.

Happy Times..

I will surely come back to the place , after that night I accepted a role as regular entertainer, people tend to think the existance of Pandacracy is a Joke, well they used to say the same about El Dorado


Good night and Good morning


Wonder when the silky guy will start feeling the pressure

Sam N Ella's

At the Door: Hugh Hefner
Behind the Bar:  The Most Interesting Man in the World
Food:  Horseshoe Sandwiches
Games:  Shuffleboard
On Tap:  Miller Lite, Three Floyds Seasonal Beers, New Glarus Spotted Cow, Chimay Grand Reserve, Mikkeller Green Gold
Featured Libations:  Irish Carbombs, Martinis, Mint Juleps
On the Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K.
Just for Fun:  Edgar
« Last Edit: August 25, 2011, 10:37:11 AM by Edgar »
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2343 on: August 25, 2011, 10:31:17 AM »

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This thread is pretty much the steroid era in baseball
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2344 on: August 25, 2011, 10:52:55 AM »

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Of course
Hijacking someone else's Yelp template:

Sam n´Ellas

Quote

4 Ninja Stars

One of this days I was supposed to go to the most AWESOME place on earth, a nightclub so huge it could change earth orbit when rocking.

But just when i was leaving my crib, suddenly a group of chicken smelled people grab me from my fury tail and put me into a big fried chicken truck, i think was the one from that crappy race show featured on reality tv.

When I finally was able fto see the light, i was inside a iron cage and there was a bottle and some cups of Chimay Grand reserve there. I was told to fill them and to think fast in some jokes, because i had to entertain some crowd that night I only was able to do this



Well then i was forced to start the job, i served a couple of Chimay at some couples there, some of them even like my club related jokes Pandacracy was all I had in mind by then

I used the time serving drinks to Drink a couple myself, that almost as interesting as me guy on the bar told me thats the only bennefit i will receive that night... ohh how wrong was him

In one of the tables there was a lady called Stacy, when the guy with her goes to the bathroom she calls me and gave me a telephone number, i told here i didnt know if i will pass that night.

Well She told me she has a sorority friend on the door , a beutifull blonde standing next to a very classy gentleman, she told me to be ready, because she manage me to find  a place for me on their Limo, somehow the next thing i knew was standing inside the limo, smoking a cuban and grabing a scotch delivered to us from a local cantina ( they didnt serve that on the place).

What can i tell you, Great Night from then on, we got to main door of the club, stacy get into the limo and close the door in her dates nose.

Happy Times..

I will surely come back to the place , after that night I accepted a role as regular entertainer, people tend to think the existance of Pandacracy is a Joke, well they used to say the same about El Dorado


Good night and Good morning


Wonder when the silky guy will start feeling the pressure

Sam N Ella's

At the Door: Hugh Hefner
Behind the Bar:  The Most Interesting Man in the World
Food:  Horseshoe Sandwiches
Games:  Shuffleboard
On Tap:  Miller Lite, Three Floyds Seasonal Beers, New Glarus Spotted Cow, Chimay Grand Reserve, Mikkeller Green Gold
Featured Libations:  Irish Carbombs, Martinis, Mint Juleps
On the Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K.
Just for Fun:  Edgar

Well played my furry friend, well played!
« Last Edit: August 25, 2011, 10:58:43 AM by chicagoceltic »
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Sam N Ella's

At the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
At the Door:  Hugh Hefner
On Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K., EDGAR! Special Drinks:  Irish Car Bomb, Martinis On Tap: Lite, Beamish, 3 Floyds Seasonal, Chimay Grand Reserve, Spotted Cow

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2345 on: August 25, 2011, 10:59:09 AM »

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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2346 on: August 25, 2011, 11:14:31 AM »

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Last night my wife told me she wanted to read my yelp review of Sam N Ella's...I told her sure, but in order to "get it" she had to read the first 156 pages of the thread...she decided to pass...
Pub Draft

Sam N Ella's

At the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
At the Door:  Hugh Hefner
On Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K., EDGAR! Special Drinks:  Irish Car Bomb, Martinis On Tap: Lite, Beamish, 3 Floyds Seasonal, Chimay Grand Reserve, Spotted Cow

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2347 on: August 25, 2011, 11:16:21 AM »

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Last night my wife told me she wanted to read my yelp review of Sam N Ella's...I told her sure, but in order to "get it" she had to read the first 156 pages of the thread...she decided to pass...

yeh, some things are better left unexplained.

Like Fantasy Sports squabbles.
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2348 on: August 25, 2011, 11:16:37 AM »

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Last night my wife told me she wanted to read my yelp review of Sam N Ella's...I told her sure, but in order to "get it" she had to read the first 156 pages of the thread...she decided to pass...

I hope mine never read about Stacy  :-X

 ;D

Last night my wife told me she wanted to read my yelp review of Sam N Ella's...I told her sure, but in order to "get it" she had to read the first 156 pages of the thread...she decided to pass...

yeh, some things are better left unexplained.

Like Fantasy Sports squabbles.

You mean the "why are you laughing as a stupid at the computer" kind of usual question
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2349 on: August 25, 2011, 11:18:15 AM »

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I just realized that Roy is the Terrelle Pryor of the CB Pub League as he circumvented the rules of our draft.  I ask the commissioners to suspend him for the first 5 weeks of the season...
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Sam N Ella's

At the Bar: The Most Interesting Man in the World
At the Door:  Hugh Hefner
On Stage:  O.A.R., Louis C.K., EDGAR! Special Drinks:  Irish Car Bomb, Martinis On Tap: Lite, Beamish, 3 Floyds Seasonal, Chimay Grand Reserve, Spotted Cow

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2350 on: August 25, 2011, 11:19:30 AM »

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I just realized that Roy is the Terrelle Pryor of the CB Pub League as he circumvented the rules of our draft.  I ask the commissioners to suspend him for the first 5 weeks of the season...

Well, I did encourage him to compile a list, and then make a yelp, so we'll probably have to do a little more digging before we suspend him...

Anyone know what tattoo parlor Roy goes to?

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2351 on: August 25, 2011, 11:21:53 AM »

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I just realized that Roy is the Terrelle Pryor of the CB Pub League as he circumvented the rules of our draft.  I ask the commissioners to suspend him for the first 5 weeks of the season...

Well, I did encourage him to compile a list, and then make a yelp, so we'll probably have to do a little more digging before we suspend him...

Anyone know what tattoo parlor Roy goes to?



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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2352 on: August 25, 2011, 11:25:03 AM »

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I've heard Hobbs has been pawning off Circus Du Soleil merch for years

Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2353 on: August 25, 2011, 11:31:34 AM »

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Well the real name of the Author is Roy Hobbs
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Re: Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread
« Reply #2354 on: August 25, 2011, 12:05:44 PM »

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Yelp's a'coming - give me like 5.