Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[mgent]

Ah see Roy went in the direction I was hoping all the pubs would go.  Chick bartender, bouncer from a good tv show, a specialty drink that will keep the babes happy and perky, food that you wouldn't normally put together unless you're drunk/stoned, AND FINALLY SOMEONE TOOK BEIRUT!!!

Jeez, what were all 12 of you doing leaving the best drinking game on the table.

[StartOrien]

Ah see Roy went in the direction I was hoping all the pubs would go.  Chick bartender, bouncer from a good tv show, a specialty drink that will keep the babes happy and perky, food that you wouldn't normally put together unless you're drunk/stoned, AND FINALLY SOMEONE TOOK BEIRUT!!!

Jeez, what were all 12 of you doing leaving the best drinking game on the table.

Playing skee ball horse racing while drinking whipped cream vodka and orange soda.

[StartOrien]

I think we'll break down the Yelp! reviews into 4 a day - Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and then vote on Friday.

I'll volunteer myself for tomorrow, anyone else want to be brave?

[mgent]

Ah see Roy went in the direction I was hoping all the pubs would go.  Chick bartender, bouncer from a good tv show, a specialty drink that will keep the babes happy and perky, food that you wouldn't normally put together unless you're drunk/stoned, AND FINALLY SOMEONE TOOK BEIRUT!!!

Jeez, what were all 12 of you doing leaving the best drinking game on the table.

Playing skee ball horse racing while drinking whipped cream vodka and orange soda.

Screw that game, last time I played it at Dave and Busters and no balls came out.  Ruined my whole night.

[mgent]

Besides that game belongs at an amusement park, with squirt guns, where 20 year old guys can overpay to beat a ton of little kids, steal their stuffed animal, and feel better about themselves.

[ChampKind]

The perfect (real) yelp review of a Fat sandwich:

I mean there's really not much to say about fat sandwiches except they're totally worth the heart attack, and they're dirt cheap.

I'm not quite sure how to critique various combinations of chicken fingers, french fries, mozz sticks, cheesesteak, pork roll, marinara sauce, white sauce, hot sauce, and ketchup on a sammich. It tastes like what it sounds like..f[reak]ing heavenly, greasy, amazing goodness. It's even better when you're drunk..it fulfills every drunk, late night craving I've ever had. If I went to college here there's no doubt I'd weigh 300 pounds thanks to these things!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/grease-trucks-new-brunswick-2

Anybody ever had one of these?  They are amazing in their disgusting goodness.  

Not in NJ, but there's a Fat Sandwich Co out here in Wisconsin/Illinois that does the same thing. Their signature is the Big Fat Ugly:

[Roy H.]

The perfect (real) yelp review of a Fat sandwich:

I mean there's really not much to say about fat sandwiches except they're totally worth the heart attack, and they're dirt cheap.

I'm not quite sure how to critique various combinations of chicken fingers, french fries, mozz sticks, cheesesteak, pork roll, marinara sauce, white sauce, hot sauce, and ketchup on a sammich. It tastes like what it sounds like..f[reak]ing heavenly, greasy, amazing goodness. It's even better when you're drunk..it fulfills every drunk, late night craving I've ever had. If I went to college here there's no doubt I'd weigh 300 pounds thanks to these things!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/grease-trucks-new-brunswick-2

Anybody ever had one of these?  They are amazing in their disgusting goodness.  

Not in NJ, but there's a Fat Sandwich Co out here in Wisconsin/Illinois that does the same thing. Their signature is the Big Fat Ugly:

Frauds!

[StartOrien]

Besides that game belongs at an amusement park, with squirt guns, where 20 year old guys can overpay to beat a ton of little kids, steal their stuffed animal, and feel better about themselves.

EVERYBODY loves horse race skeeball

[StartOrien]

The perfect (real) yelp review of a Fat sandwich:

I mean there's really not much to say about fat sandwiches except they're totally worth the heart attack, and they're dirt cheap.

I'm not quite sure how to critique various combinations of chicken fingers, french fries, mozz sticks, cheesesteak, pork roll, marinara sauce, white sauce, hot sauce, and ketchup on a sammich. It tastes like what it sounds like..f[reak]ing heavenly, greasy, amazing goodness. It's even better when you're drunk..it fulfills every drunk, late night craving I've ever had. If I went to college here there's no doubt I'd weigh 300 pounds thanks to these things!

http://www.yelp.com/biz/grease-trucks-new-brunswick-2

Anybody ever had one of these?  They are amazing in their disgusting goodness.  

Not in NJ, but there's a Fat Sandwich Co out here in Wisconsin/Illinois that does the same thing. Their signature is the Big Fat Ugly:

Frauds!

Seems like a healthy alternative. Can't have those carbs, ya know?

[Donoghus]

Been lounging on the Cape for some R&R the past few days. 

Will try and get my remaining picks in sometime tonight.

[mgent]

Besides that game belongs at an amusement park, with squirt guns, where 20 year old guys can overpay to beat a ton of little kids, steal their stuffed animal, and feel better about themselves.

EVERYBODY loves horse race skeeball

Horse race skeeball has nothing on original skeeball.

[StartOrien]

Besides that game belongs at an amusement park, with squirt guns, where 20 year old guys can overpay to beat a ton of little kids, steal their stuffed animal, and feel better about themselves.

EVERYBODY loves horse race skeeball

Horse race skeeball has nothing on original skeeball.

That's simply not true, and such an off-based statement makes me question your true motives, MGent. Whose paying you to say these things?

[StartOrien]

Check your PM's, everybody.

[Kwhit10]

Check your PM's, everybody.

I didn't get one

[StartOrien]

Check your PM's, everybody.

I didn't get one

Anyone else?