Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[ChampKind]

I'll get my review ready to post at some point today too, that way we can publish it whenever.

[StartOrien]

I'll get my review ready to post at some point today too, that way we can publish it whenever.

Thanks Champ, but save it for tomorrow. I'd like to spread this out a little.

[Redz]

Were we not supposed to actually put one up on Yelp?  

Naw, that ones on me. Should've been more clear in my wording. It was meant to just be a yelp-like review.

lol

my ignorance...I haven't used Yelp before...I can see where it would be a bad thing for them to have fake listings up there (people driving circles looking for 1038 Shady Lane    )

So, should I take it down?  Or wait til the draft is over?

Did find a few reviews for my old record store on there though.

http://www.yelp.com/biz/the-caped-cod-chatham

[Redz]

hmmm...in reading my review I guess I never mentioned that Tom Waits was the bartender (there is a caption on the Yelp picture).

[Edgar]

Well To Read my Preview you have to go To Page No.1 on this years "Worlds Bartender Magazine"
The Magazine of the Bar Proffesionals



At No.1


PANDACRAZY  KUNG FU & ZEN PUB
by BarMeister

World have a New no.1, Ibiza, Cancun Dubai are Old News, Headed by a Madman and Packing a Elite group of proffesionals this years No.1 Heads to the coasts of El Salvador.
It easy to understand why this tropical paradise becomes "mas famoso" by the second.



Welcome to PANDACRACY



Lets start by the door, The name of the Bar gets a New meaning when THE one and only Chuck Norris Welcomes you to this extravagant experience, a great smile under a indestructible Moustache, that makes you feel confy and sure that the capacity of 37,500 people will never be broken and the ratio of 2 girls for each guy will be respected

After that you will find the meeting area


Then you will have two options, heading Right or heading left If you hit the leftie road you will probably have to grab hard your Pilsener beer,
a refreshing delicious experience next to the sea to laugh your lungs off at the comedy show.
featuring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb61PfRAMW8
Mr. Chris Rock in a massive auditorium.

BUT

If youre musical enough to head right you will find the local band playing a couple of tunes that you might now.
at least I am sure you will KNOW ONE
( Do you got the Joke?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHDZOJM53Y&feature=related

So theres not only Romance there but all over the place

Their terrace Features arguably the Best Bartender ever existed and he will be serving Top Notch Long Island Ice Teas, Flaming Cucarachas and scorpion bowls all night long HES ON FIRE




Not to mention the Beer collection is not only made of the excellent Pilsener local beer.

In the bar we are proud to have the only custom made for the bar beer all over Draught

THE ANGRY PANDAis back only and exclusive for Pandacracy


But If youre a knowledge person in beers you might now that THE BEST BROTHER TRUCKER beer  in the world could be found at pandacracy

And as BarMeister I am not the one saying this, 2011 Rate Beer and Beer Advocate agrees that THE NO. 1 beer in the worl on 2011
is

WestVleteren12

Next to it the best germans and belgiums of their class


Celebrator dopple

Delirium Tremens

The bar also runs the No.1 selling Beer in the World, and its a proudly sponsor of all the fun going on inside Pandacracy

You can find the Beeer at one of their two dedicated 24/7 Dance Floors featuring the likes of:


TIESTO
ATM
Van Dyke
and DJ Edgar when free night at Sam And Ellas


great food to go with it. For elite taste

The mazing Raw fish and Oysters bar runned by Chef Morimoto himself

TOO MUCH YOU SAID

hahaha, Pandacracys fun its only starting, High Class top ranked show in the world is in the House
Having a very interest alliance with



Pandacracy is the only Pub in earth capable of running simultaneous shows featuring



and of course our old friend the ladybug


to mention only a couple of the multi fun run inside Pandacracy.


Inside this very Elegant enviroment you can find a little something for ALL

Comedy, Rock, Dancing, Magic, Music, Drinking , Great Food, moonlight romance, and Bizarro.

There are no discussion the Best Bar in the Worl tittle is Here and its here to stay for a Long Time.

Pandacrazy Kung Fu and Zen Pub is the ultimate Experience in Pubbing no matter if you want to have a delicious coctail looking the moon on the terrace and having a delicious chat with Isaac or If you want to see colors dancing tiesto with ladybug.

Pandacracy is the Way to go.


Most likely Bar to:

Be the best in the world

[Roy H.]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

[thirstyboots18]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

Impressive! 

[ChampKind]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

Pandacracy is so large that it threw the earth of it's natural rotation, spinning every continent together into one giant land mass. Now known as Asia-Pacific.





Billions perished.

[Edgar]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

Impressive! 

Well El Salvador is in the Pacific Ring :p

p.s. The terrace in the picture is actually Isaacs Terrace at pandacracy. Isnt it beautifull.

[indeedproceed]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

Pandacracy is so large that it threw the earth of it's natural rotation, spinning every continent together into one giant land mass. Now known as Asia-Pacific.





Billions perished. (in ecstasy)

[fairweatherfan]

Pandacracy is so cool that they got El Salvador included in the "Asia-Pacific" edition of Bartender Magazine.  That's influence!

Pandacracy is so large that it threw the earth of it's natural rotation, spinning every continent together into one giant land mass. Now known as Asia-Pacific.


Billions perished.

Pandacracy:  A Bar to End Worlds.

[indeedproceed]

The Stagger Inn, Or, 'How I Got My Nose Broke At An Awesome Bar'

I had just broken up with my girlfriend of three years just two weeks before I ventured into 'The Stagger Inn' for the first time. As you can imagine, it was still an open gaping wound. She said it was about personal growth, and space. I said it was about a certain friend she had met at the gym who had an exotic name and artificially bronzed skin. Rico..Chico...I don't know. Something like that. %*@#$.

I had made sure that my outfit was one becoming of an eligible bachelor, because although I am 23 year old and very mature for my age, I have no idea how 'the kids' hook up anymore. I gave that harlot the best years of my life, and what do I have left? Picking up morally casual women at the bar while I try tentatively to pick up the broken pieces of my life.

As I entered the bar I noted the study but worn wooden paneling that encompassed the place like the warm, secure, lover's embrace I once knew. The bar wasn't packed, but for five pm on a Tuesday, it was comfortably inhabited. I sidled up to a bar-stool and took a look around.

The bar area was cozy, a sturdy hardwood construction from the imagination of a young James Joyce. Unlike my tortured soul, the atmosphere was far from dour. A man in the late-prime of life tended bar efficiently, a smug grin efficaciously hiding the hard intensity behind his dark eyes. His glance caught mine and he walked over, asking me in a Manchester accent (I know, because my ex and I spent 2 weeks abroad in the UK) what it was that I wanted. I told him about how I was having a problem filling the hours since Stacy had left me for whichever ex-member of Menudo she was currently dating. I explained that I had been trying to fill the gap with various substitutes; booze, NCIS: Los Angeles, old episodes of Night Court, writing fan-fiction about Judge Reinhold's life, none of it had worked.

The bartender looked at me, and asked 'You know what you can do?' I shook my head, and his hand flashed out like some sort of cobra, striking my at the bridge of my nose. 'You can act like a man,' he said after. He walked away from me and I looked around the room to find quiet sniggers of contempt and furtive glances to greet me. Soon though, the offending bartender came back. In one hand he held a rocks glass with two fingers of dark liquor, while in the other hand he held a pint glass with a dark midnight colored brew, topped by a white frothy head. He set them down in front of me, than tossed me a bar-rag to stop the bleeding on my nose.

'Drink that', he said, pointing at the rocks glass, 'then that' he said, pointing at the pint.

I left the bar sometime around closing, right around when my nose started to really puff out. My female companion didn't seem to mind. I've been back every night since, highly recommended. Great beer selection, best whiskey on earth, and I think at some point Flogging Molly played, but that might have been the jello-shots.

[Lucky17]

Rounding out the rest of my bar lineup today, as I can.

First up, my 3rd mixed drink option: Irish Coffee.



A great winter warmer, and another way to take the edge off the following morning. We'll also offer an iced version, because I really like iced coffee.

[indeedproceed]

That's just the first one. I'll do as many as I can manage.

[indeedproceed]

Rounding out the rest of my bar lineup today, as I can.

First up, my 3rd mixed drink option: Irish Coffee.



A great winter warmer, and another way to take the edge off the following morning. We'll also offer an iced version, because I really like iced coffee.

Nice pick. But, point of order: Iced Irish Coffee is absolutely terrible, unless you use a lot of bailey's.