Were we not supposed to actually put one up on Yelp?
haha, well in Belmont maybe its different than where I am.
If I put up "The Stagger Inn" in my hometown, basically there would be a riot. People would try really hard to find a bar that didn't exist, then they'd freakout.
And the problem is?
Based on the groups my NNY Facebook friends are in, if you really want to mess with em you should put up a page for Olive Garden as "coming soon" 
hahahaha....
"You hear we're gettin' an Olive Garden?"
"Wow man! I freakin love Olive Garden! When you're there, you're related!"
"Idiot, you've never been to an Olive Garden. The correct slogan is, When Your Family Yore Related!"
"...I have so been to an Olive Garden. I went to one in Syracuse one time when my grandma was sick. Jerk. It was awesome."
Seriously though its not so bad up here.