Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[Edgar]

Well To Read my Preview you have to go To Page No.1 on this years "Worlds Bartender Magazine"
The Magazine of the Bar Proffesionals



At No.1


PANDACRAZY  KUNG FU & ZEN PUB
by BarMeister

World have a New no.1, Ibiza, Cancun Dubai are Old News, Headed by a Madman and Packing a Elite group of proffesionals this years No.1 Heads to the coasts of El Salvador.
It easy to understand why this tropical paradise becomes "mas famoso" by the second.



Welcome to PANDACRACY



Lets start by the door, The name of the Bar gets a New meaning when THE one and only Chuck Norris Welcomes you to this extravagant experience, a great smile under a indestructible Moustache, that makes you feel confy and sure that the capacity of 37,500 people will never be broken and the ratio of 2 girls for each guy will be respected

After that you will find the meeting area


Then you will have two options, heading Right or heading left If you hit the leftie road you will probably have to grab hard your Pilsener beer,
a refreshing delicious experience next to the sea to laugh your lungs off at the comedy show.
featuring
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb61PfRAMW8
Mr. Chris Rock in a massive auditorium.

BUT

If youre musical enough to head right you will find the local band playing a couple of tunes that you might now.
at least I am sure you will KNOW ONE
( Do you got the Joke?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lHDZOJM53Y&feature=related

So theres not only Romance there but all over the place

Their terrace Features arguably the Best Bartender ever existed and he will be serving Top Notch Long Island Ice Teas, Flaming Cucarachas and scorpion bowls all night long HES ON FIRE




Not to mention the Beer collection is not only made of the excellent Pilsener local beer.

In the bar we are proud to have the only custom made for the bar beer all over Draught


THE ANGRY PANDAis back only and exclusive for Pandacracy


But If youre a knowledge person in beers you might now that THE BEST BROTHER TRUCKER beer  in the world could be found at pandacracy

And as BarMeister I am not the one saying this, 2011 Rate Beer and Beer Advocate agrees that THE NO. 1 beer in the worl on 2011
is

WestVleteren12

Next to it the best germans and belgiums of their class


Celebrator dopple

Delirium Tremens

The bar also runs the No.1 selling Beer in the World, and its a proudly sponsor of all the fun going on inside Pandacracy

You can find the Beeer at one of their two dedicated 24/7 Dance Floors featuring the likes of:


TIESTO
ATM
Van Dyke
and DJ Edgar when free night at Sam And Ellas


great food to go with it. For elite taste

The mazing Raw fish and Oysters bar runned by Chef Morimoto himself

TOO MUCH YOU SAID

hahaha, Pandacracys fun its only starting, High Class top ranked show in the world is in the House
Having a very interest alliance with



Pandacracy is the only Pub in earth capable of running simultaneous shows featuring



and of course our old friend the ladybug


to mention only a couple of the multi fun run inside Pandacracy.


Inside this very Elegant enviroment you can find a little something for ALL

Comedy, Rock, Dancing, Magic, Music, Drinking , Great Food, moonlight romance, and Bizarro.

There are no discussion the Best Bar in the Worl tittle is Here and its here to stay for a Long Time.
Now is complete!

Pandacrazy Kung Fu and Zen Pub is the ultimate Experience in Pubbing no matter if you want to have a delicious coctail looking the moon on the terrace and having a delicious chat with Isaac or If you want to see colors dancing tiesto with ladybug.

Pandacracy is the Way to go.


Most likely Bar to:

Be the best in the world

Featuring also their
2011 Summer collection and some late reviw supporting picc




















and some egomaniacal promotion of Sam and Ellas


and they even design for other bars

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The people who gets there becomes happy

Luxury is always there

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The interior:






THEY ARE AN ECO FRIENDLY PUB!!




Visit Pandacracy You will never regret!!!

[indeedproceed]

Stagger Inn? More Like Stagger Out!
Bro, I'm tellin you, this place sucks. I went there on a Friday night, after I just got gotten my swag on. I was smellin right, gelled up, blown out, tanned down, and I had purposefully neglected to properly hydrate, so my biceps looked more ripped up than Rip Torn, knowwhatimsayin? I was out lookin for a girl that was DTF, with a dude who spends his day GTLin. I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

It started out so cool though! A personal hero of mine, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was working the door. Now he ain't as Rip Tornned as I am, but like, my dude, he's huge. So I'm tryin to get in the bar and I tell the Rock that I'm a huge fan. He says that's great, and what was my name. Then, right as I'm about to say my name, he screams "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!". Y'all don't know me or nothin and I ain't the toughest dude around, but I once took 31st in the Rochester NY Tough Man contest, and when I wanna be, I'm brolic as a mother, nah-mean?

So I swallow my rage like I have swallowed my feelings for the way my buddy Rocco looks in his gym speedo, and I cruise in the bar, my mind open like a 7/11.

Inside the bar there were NO strobe lights, NO fog machines, NO generic techo beat I could 'dance' to. I went over to the bar, asked for my Bud Light Lime like I always do (because I figure when I become famous eventually they'll ask me to be a spokesperson or whatever. I think big picture, baby, I do big things!), and this English Harry Potter actin jerk just looks at me and says, 'beer or whiskey?'

I'm like, what? Did he just pretend that Bud Light Lime isn't beer? Then I asked him for a Jagerbomb, cuz you know, Jagerbombs.

Bro, he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY REDBULL. Not even any Monster Knockoff. I'm like my dude, you gotta be kidding me, and he's like 'No, I can assure you, my dude, I'm not. Whiskey or beer?', except since your reading this you don't know I said it like he said in an english accent.

I'm like forget this, then I went out to the dance floor to grind up on some chicks, except nobody was beating up the beat! Its like they never heard of electrical music!

Everything considered, I got to meet the Rock. But this bar sucks, yo.

[StartOrien]

(Standing Applause)

[Edgar]

Stagger Inn? More Like Stagger Out!
Bro, I'm tellin you, this place sucks. I went there on a Friday night, after I just got gotten my swag on. I was smellin right, gelled up, blown out, tanned down, and I had purposefully neglected to properly hydrate, so my biceps looked more ripped up than Rip Torn, knowwhatimsayin? I was out lookin for a girl that was DTF, with a dude who spends his day GTLin. I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

It started out so cool though! A personal hero of mine, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was working the door. Now he ain't as Rip Tornned as I am, but like, my dude, he's huge. So I'm tryin to get in the bar and I tell the Rock that I'm a huge fan. He says that's great, and what was my name. Then, right as I'm about to say my name, he screams "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!". Y'all don't know me or nothin and I ain't the toughest dude around, but I once took 31st in the Rochester NY Tough Man contest, and when I wanna be, I'm brolic as a mother, nah-mean?

So I swallow my rage like I have swallowed my feelings for the way my buddy Rocco looks in his gym speedo, and I cruise in the bar, my mind open like a 7/11.

Inside the bar there were NO strobe lights, NO fog machines, NO generic techo beat I could 'dance' to. I went over to the bar, asked for my Bud Light Lime like I always do (because I figure when I become famous eventually they'll ask me to be a spokesperson or whatever. I think big picture, baby, I do big things!), and this English Harry Potter actin jerk just looks at me and says, 'beer or whiskey?'

I'm like, what? Did he just pretend that Bud Light Lime isn't beer? Then I asked him for a Jagerbomb, cuz you know, Jagerbombs.

Bro, he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY REDBULL. Not even any Monster Knockoff. I'm like my dude, you gotta be kidding me, and he's like 'No, I can assure you, my dude, I'm not. Whiskey or beer?', except since your reading this you don't know I said it like he said in an english accent.

I'm like forget this, then I went out to the dance floor to grind up on some chicks, except nobody was beating up the beat! Its like they never heard of electrical music!

Everything considered, I got to meet the Rock. But this bar sucks, yo.

hilarious
tp

[Lucky17]

I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

Well done, sir.

[indeedproceed]

Thank you, thank you. I hate those 'types' of guys, on so many levels.

[StartOrien]

Thank you, thank you. I hate those 'types' of guys, on so many levels.

I don't mind them. They're obnoxious, and stand for most things I hat, but at the end of the day we pretty much stay out of each others ways. We go to different places, are interested in different things, and like different types of women.

Now hipsters on the other hand...

[indeedproceed]

Thank you, thank you. I hate those 'types' of guys, on so many levels.

I don't mind them. They're obnoxious, and stand for most things I hat, but at the end of the day we pretty much stay out of each others ways.

Now hipsters on the other hand...

haha...hipsters aren't an issue where I'm at, juiceheads are.

[StartOrien]

Thank you, thank you. I hate those 'types' of guys, on so many levels.

I don't mind them. They're obnoxious, and stand for most things I hat, but at the end of the day we pretty much stay out of each others ways.

Now hipsters on the other hand...

haha...hipsters aren't an issue where I'm at, juiceheads are.

Hipsters are a day to day problem when you live on the Medford/Somerville line.

[thirstyboots18]

Thank you, thank you. I hate those 'types' of guys, on so many levels.

I don't mind them. They're obnoxious, and stand for most things I hat, but at the end of the day we pretty much stay out of each others ways.

Now hipsters on the other hand...

haha...hipsters aren't an issue where I'm at, juiceheads are.

ha ha ha .  I am relieved that this is not an autobiographical sketch.  Good job!

[indeedproceed]

booo-oring.

[Lucky17]

Is there anyone with picks still to make?

[indeedproceed]

Is there anyone with picks still to make?

Maybe GC? Who knows.

[Lucky17]

Was going to start up a "I can't believe ______ didn't get picked" conversation.

[StartOrien]

ROOM 112 YELP PART 2!

Room 112: Where the Playaz Dwell

I came into Room 112 in need of a drink.

I'm a director. For the longest time, I was treated like a god around these parts. But then, things around here changed. And all of a sudden, the actors weren't working for us, WE were working for them.

"You have to shoot me like this", "I have to say this", etc. The fact is we were taking cues on how to make a movie from people that don't know the first thing about great cinema.

So eventually I had enough. If I wanted to get back to making great pieces of film that I could be proud of something had to change.

So I decided to built a holographic actress that I would superimpose into my movies without letting anyone know it.

And at first it goes great - I'm making movies I love again. Commercially successfully, critically adored! Everything you could want and more! I was BACK, guys!

But then 'the business' steps in and everyone wants a piece of my holographic actress! And it's just too much for me, guys! I JUST WANT TO MAKE GREAT MOVIES.

So I made the tough decision to stop making movies with my holographic actress, forcing me to retire from Hollywood.

So I came to Room 112 looking to just get away, and what a great time I had!

I came in and had (quite) a few Rum & Cokes and told the whole fiasco to Bill Murray, who really could relate to my case. He couldn't have been nicer!

Then after our conversation My Morning Jacket came on and played an incredible set, all their songs, and then a ton of great covers like "Get Down On It" by KC and the Sunshine Band, "Express Yourself" by Charles Wright, and then "Move On Up" by Curtis Mayfield! Then they shared the stage with the Roots and did "Wordless Chorus," "Dear God 2.0" and a whole lotta more stuff!

The beer selection was great! The beef on a stick was surprisingly good, and I had SO much fun playing skeeball horse races (Prince was announcing the races).

But I had to take points off cuz they didn't offer flex-straws:

1.5 stars


Entertainers: The Roots, MMJ, Prince
Specialty Drink: Jameson & Ginger Ale, Rum & Coke, Whipped Cream Vodka & Orange Soda
Beers: Smithwicks, Magic Hat #9, GL Christmas Ale,
 Wilco Tango Foxtrot Beer, Coors Light, Sunset Wheat
Bartender: Bill Murray Bouncer: Blade
Specialty Food: Beef on a Stick Activities: Skeeball Horse Racing