Create Your Own Pub Experience: Draft Thread

[StartOrien]

[Edgar]

lol

Another "almsot pick for me"
KISS


Did I told you Pandacracy is by the sea.
You can be alone if you want to be alone there too



Sushi isnt Raw fish Bar... well we have the eals and the rice as sides so come to us and make your self

  your own style

[StartOrien]

That panda on the beach might be the saddest picture I've seen. I think it's just the Panda posture, but it's such a sad lean.

[Edgar]

That panda on the beach might be the saddest picture I've seen. I think it's just the Panda posture, but it's such a sad lean.

hahaha

Zen remember.

p.s At pandacracy we scare the competition

[indeedproceed]

Stagger Inn? More Like Stagger Out!
Bro, I'm tellin you, this place sucks. I went there on a Friday night, after I just got gotten my swag on. I was smellin right, gelled up, blown out, tanned down, and I had purposefully neglected to properly hydrate, so my biceps looked more ripped up than Rip Torn, knowwhatimsayin? I was out lookin for a girl that was DTF, with a dude who spends his day GTLin. I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

It started out so cool though! A personal hero of mine, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was working the door. Now he ain't as Rip Tornned as I am, but like, my dude, he's huge. So I'm tryin to get in the bar and I tell the Rock that I'm a huge fan. He says that's great, and what was my name. Then, right as I'm about to say my name, he screams "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!". Y'all don't know me or nothin and I ain't the toughest dude around, but I once took 31st in the Rochester NY Tough Man contest, and when I wanna be, I'm brolic as a mother, nah-mean?

So I swallow my rage like I have swallowed my feelings for the way my buddy Rocco looks in his gym speedo, and I cruise in the bar, my mind open like a 7/11.

Inside the bar there were NO strobe lights, NO fog machines, NO generic techo beat I could 'dance' to. I went over to the bar, asked for my Bud Light Lime like I always do (because I figure when I become famous eventually they'll ask me to be a spokesperson or whatever. I think big picture, baby, I do big things!), and this English Harry Potter actin jerk just looks at me and says, 'beer or whiskey?'

I'm like, what? Did he just pretend that Bud Light Lime isn't beer? Then I asked him for a Jagerbomb, cuz you know, Jagerbombs.

Bro, he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY REDBULL. Not even any Monster Knockoff. I'm like my dude, you gotta be kidding me, and he's like 'No, I can assure you, my dude, I'm not. Whiskey or beer?', except since your reading this you don't know I said it like he said in an english accent.

I'm like forget this, then I went out to the dance floor to grind up on some chicks, except nobody was beating up the beat! Its like they never heard of electrical music!

Everything considered, I got to meet the Rock. But this bar sucks, yo.

I swear to god this is my favorite post of the year. Not even close. I liked my first yelp review but this one makes me break my own cardinal rule of not laughing at your own jokes because only tools do that.

#humblebrag?

[mgent]

Good thing I didn't have time to do this, I was already sick of looking at Pandas by round 3 of the CB draft.  

[mgent]

Stagger Inn? More Like Stagger Out!
Bro, I'm tellin you, this place sucks. I went there on a Friday night, after I just got gotten my swag on. I was smellin right, gelled up, blown out, tanned down, and I had purposefully neglected to properly hydrate, so my biceps looked more ripped up than Rip Torn, knowwhatimsayin? I was out lookin for a girl that was DTF, with a dude who spends his day GTLin. I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

It started out so cool though! A personal hero of mine, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was working the door. Now he ain't as Rip Tornned as I am, but like, my dude, he's huge. So I'm tryin to get in the bar and I tell the Rock that I'm a huge fan. He says that's great, and what was my name. Then, right as I'm about to say my name, he screams "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!". Y'all don't know me or nothin and I ain't the toughest dude around, but I once took 31st in the Rochester NY Tough Man contest, and when I wanna be, I'm brolic as a mother, nah-mean?

So I swallow my rage like I have swallowed my feelings for the way my buddy Rocco looks in his gym speedo, and I cruise in the bar, my mind open like a 7/11.

Inside the bar there were NO strobe lights, NO fog machines, NO generic techo beat I could 'dance' to. I went over to the bar, asked for my Bud Light Lime like I always do (because I figure when I become famous eventually they'll ask me to be a spokesperson or whatever. I think big picture, baby, I do big things!), and this English Harry Potter actin jerk just looks at me and says, 'beer or whiskey?'

I'm like, what? Did he just pretend that Bud Light Lime isn't beer? Then I asked him for a Jagerbomb, cuz you know, Jagerbombs.

Bro, he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY REDBULL. Not even any Monster Knockoff. I'm like my dude, you gotta be kidding me, and he's like 'No, I can assure you, my dude, I'm not. Whiskey or beer?', except since your reading this you don't know I said it like he said in an english accent.

I'm like forget this, then I went out to the dance floor to grind up on some chicks, except nobody was beating up the beat! Its like they never heard of electrical music!

Everything considered, I got to meet the Rock. But this bar sucks, yo.

I swear to god this is my favorite post of the year. Not even close. I liked my first yelp review but this one makes me break my own cardinal rule of not laughing at your own jokes because only tools do that.

#humblebrag?

lol.

[33-00-32]

Stagger Inn? More Like Stagger Out!
Bro, I'm tellin you, this place sucks. I went there on a Friday night, after I just got gotten my swag on. I was smellin right, gelled up, blown out, tanned down, and I had purposefully neglected to properly hydrate, so my biceps looked more ripped up than Rip Torn, knowwhatimsayin? I was out lookin for a girl that was DTF, with a dude who spends his day GTLin. I found out though that the old phrase my grandfather told me was true; 'if you want to laugh with god, plan on it.'

It started out so cool though! A personal hero of mine, Dwayne The Rock Johnson was working the door. Now he ain't as Rip Tornned as I am, but like, my dude, he's huge. So I'm tryin to get in the bar and I tell the Rock that I'm a huge fan. He says that's great, and what was my name. Then, right as I'm about to say my name, he screams "IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!". Y'all don't know me or nothin and I ain't the toughest dude around, but I once took 31st in the Rochester NY Tough Man contest, and when I wanna be, I'm brolic as a mother, nah-mean?

So I swallow my rage like I have swallowed my feelings for the way my buddy Rocco looks in his gym speedo, and I cruise in the bar, my mind open like a 7/11.

Inside the bar there were NO strobe lights, NO fog machines, NO generic techo beat I could 'dance' to. I went over to the bar, asked for my Bud Light Lime like I always do (because I figure when I become famous eventually they'll ask me to be a spokesperson or whatever. I think big picture, baby, I do big things!), and this English Harry Potter actin jerk just looks at me and says, 'beer or whiskey?'

I'm like, what? Did he just pretend that Bud Light Lime isn't beer? Then I asked him for a Jagerbomb, cuz you know, Jagerbombs.

Bro, he DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ANY REDBULL. Not even any Monster Knockoff. I'm like my dude, you gotta be kidding me, and he's like 'No, I can assure you, my dude, I'm not. Whiskey or beer?', except since your reading this you don't know I said it like he said in an english accent.

I'm like forget this, then I went out to the dance floor to grind up on some chicks, except nobody was beating up the beat! Its like they never heard of electrical music!

Everything considered, I got to meet the Rock. But this bar sucks, yo.

I swear to god this is my favorite post of the year. Not even close. I liked my first yelp review but this one makes me break my own cardinal rule of not laughing at your own jokes because only tools do that.

#humblebrag?

Classic tool move 4sure! Love the review though and the picture you chose....is that someone you know? I hope not, haha!

[StartOrien]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

[indeedproceed]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

Look, I'm sorry if the fact that I'm a popular person with lots of friends who all look to me for leadership and advice prevents me from learning the proper usage of #humblebrag. I'm sorry, I've only got so much time.

[Roy H.]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

Look, I'm sorry if the fact that I'm a popular person with lots of friends who all look to me for leadership and advice prevents me from learning the proper usage of #humblebrag. I'm sorry, I've only got so much time.

Eh...  I wonder how much people are voting the bar owner here, rather than the bar.  There's no doubt IP is a great guy, and hey, if folks want to give him the lifetime achievement award, I'll pat him on the back and say that he deserves it.  [Insert bar owner here] has been a bit prickly in these debates, and I understand if people don't warm up to him the same way they do a beloved member of the mod staff...

IP is a better imaginary yelp author than [generic bar owner], I think, and some might think he's a nicer guy.  I admire him greatly, and am rooting for him, despite voting against him.  However, there's simply no way his bar is better.  

[StartOrien]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

Look, I'm sorry if the fact that I'm a popular person with lots of friends who all look to me for leadership and advice prevents me from learning the proper usage of #humblebrag. I'm sorry, I've only got so much time.

A humblebrag is when you try to brag about something humbly. Let me know if you need that in a google doc.

[indeedproceed]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

Look, I'm sorry if the fact that I'm a popular person with lots of friends who all look to me for leadership and advice prevents me from learning the proper usage of #humblebrag. I'm sorry, I've only got so much time.

Eh...  I wonder how much people are voting the bar owner here, rather than the bar.  There's no doubt IP is a great guy, and hey, if folks want to give him the lifetime achievement award, I'll pat him on the back and say that he deserves it.  [Insert bar owner here] has been a bit prickly in these debates, and I understand if people don't warm up to him the same way they do a beloved member of the mod staff...

IP is a better imaginary yelp author than [generic bar owner], I think, and some might think he's a nicer guy.  I admire him greatly, and am rooting for him, despite voting against him.  However, there's simply no way his bar is better.  

*looks away from computer*


*breathes*

*looks back at computer, beginning to type*

*stops, looks away*

*takes deep breath*

*goes to play with dog.*

Also, I'm gonna need that google doc. And heaven help you if it isn't in an itemized color-coded spreadsheet.

[Redz]

It's not a humblebrag, just a brag.

Look, I'm sorry if the fact that I'm a popular person with lots of friends who all look to me for leadership and advice prevents me from learning the proper usage of #humblebrag. I'm sorry, I've only got so much time.

Eh...  I wonder how much people are voting the bar owner here, rather than the bar.  There's no doubt IP is a great guy, and hey, if folks want to give him the lifetime achievement award, I'll pat him on the back and say that he deserves it.  [Insert bar owner here] has been a bit prickly in these debates, and I understand if people don't warm up to him the same way they do a beloved member of the mod staff...

IP is a better imaginary yelp author than [generic bar owner], I think, and some might think he's a nicer guy.  I admire him greatly, and am rooting for him, despite voting against him.  However, there's simply no way his bar is better.  

*looks away from computer*


*breathes*

*looks back at computer, beginning to type*

*stops, looks away*

*takes deep breath*

*goes to play with dog.*

Also, I'm gonna need that google doc. And heaven help you if it isn't in an itemized color-coded spreadsheet.

hmmm, this sounds like a similar argument to the one going on in the "are the players the product" thread. 

IP = THE PRODUCT

[StartOrien]

I'm a little lost on what exactly the argument is here, though I'd have to assume I'm the prickly bar owner.