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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #30 on: May 06, 2011, 04:05:18 PM »

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Quote from: angryguy77 on May 06, 2011, 04:00:34 PM
I knew it! Now it makes sense, it was right there if front of all of us to see. He's obviously masquerading as a basketball player to cover his real job as an assassin.
In this case Tony, quit your day job.

Tony Allen, where 'playing dumb' means Oscar-worthy.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #31 on: May 06, 2011, 04:06:27 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 03:54:31 PM


Tony "Mahina" Allen: You know, I also have killed a lion.

Angus Starling: How many shots did you need?

Tony "Mahina" Allen: I used my hands.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #32 on: May 06, 2011, 04:11:01 PM »

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Quote from: barefacedmonk on May 06, 2011, 04:06:27 PM
Tony "Mahina" Allen: You know, I also have killed a lion.

Angus Starling: How many shots did you need?

Tony "Mahina" Allen: I used my hands.

The Devil has come to Oklahoma City.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #33 on: May 06, 2011, 04:13:29 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 04:11:01 PM
Quote from: barefacedmonk on May 06, 2011, 04:06:27 PM
Tony "Mahina" Allen: You know, I also have killed a lion.

Angus Starling: How many shots did you need?

Tony "Mahina" Allen: I used my hands.

The Devil has come to Oklahoma City.

Tony: Oh, you're right. The devil has come to Oklahoma City. Look at me! I am the devil.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2011, 05:00:45 PM »

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Tony Allen: I'm really happy for you Kevin Durant, and i'mma let you finish, but Zach Randolph is one of the best pure scorers of all tiiiiiiime.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2011, 05:05:15 PM »

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Any day that I have my Salmon and Mashed potatoes, the Tony will be there, and Tony in the 3rd is always good news for the Ositos
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2011, 05:05:47 PM »

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Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 05:00:45 PM
Tony Allen: I'm really happy for you Kevin Durant, and i'mma let you finish, but Zach Randolph is one of the best pure scorers of all tiiiiiiime.

haha...
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #37 on: May 06, 2011, 05:15:03 PM »

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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #38 on: May 06, 2011, 05:27:10 PM »

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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #39 on: May 06, 2011, 05:37:22 PM »

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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #40 on: May 06, 2011, 05:48:07 PM »

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Tony Allen:

Although the most acute judges of the witches and even the witches themselves were convinced of the guilt of witchery, the guilt nevertheless was non-existent. It is thus with all guilt.  Ya feel me, officer?
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #41 on: May 06, 2011, 06:10:12 PM »

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TA: See, I never just did things just to do them. Come on, what am I gonna do? Just all of a sudden jump up and grind my feet on somebody's couch like it's something to do? Come on. I got a little more sense then that.
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Yeah, I remember grinding my feet on Eddie's couch.
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