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Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« on: May 06, 2011, 12:55:46 PM »

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Today being the media slurpfest that it is, the Boston Celtics were feeling chatting and metaphorically inclined before practice today. Some quotes (all from Twitter):

KG: "This is it. I've got two pocket kings and I'm all in. Let's do it."
also KG: "We're not in the white sands of the beach no more. We're back in the jungle."

Another KG quote: "The urgency is there. This is it. We’ve used all of our lifelines. This is it. I hate to say it like that but it's true."

Paul Pierce talking in 3rd person: "Paul Pierce being in the game in the 4th quarter is always going to help the Celtics."

SO this all got me thinking...what would Tony Allen be saying today? We don't have a very good mouthpiece right now. Shaq isn't talking to anyone, Perkins is gone, and so is Tony.

I need my mixed-metaphors! I need my comments born of pure energy! I need my comments where you hear them, and your first reaction isn't "Wait, what?", but "YEAH BABY!"

I need me some fake Tony Allen quotes.

Submit your fake Tony Allen quotes here, all entries receive Tommy Points as long as I chuckle.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #1 on: May 06, 2011, 12:58:58 PM »

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My entry:

Tony Allen: "I feel like we're kind of like caged Bulldogs, you know? And I think now I know why the caged Bulldog sings. KnowwhatImsaying?"
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #2 on: May 06, 2011, 01:04:47 PM »

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 "I'm gonna "West Loop" the entire Thunder team tonight"

He went on to retract that statement because murder is wrong and you could go to jail. "That ain't no place(jail)for me"
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #3 on: May 06, 2011, 01:11:35 PM »

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Quote from: angryguy77 on May 06, 2011, 01:04:47 PM
"I'm gonna "West Loop" the entire Thunder team tonight"

He went on to retract that statement because murder is wrong and you could go to jail. "That ain't no place(jail)for me"

Points awarded!

Come on people, lets see some ridiculous pre-game quotes that the caricature of Tony Allen you have in your head might say! Gimme some Salmon and Mashed Potatoes!
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #4 on: May 06, 2011, 01:19:08 PM »

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RT@aa000G9

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MAN!!!!! We gotta )))) do dis! GAME THREE,,,, do (OR) die ) gotta. Grind
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #5 on: May 06, 2011, 01:20:55 PM »

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Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:19:08 PM
Hopefully this makes sense to some of you who follow him on twitter

RT@aa000G9

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MAN!!!!! We gotta )))) do dis! GAME THREE,,,, do (OR) die ) gotta. Grind

THat cannot possibly be the real TA. No way!
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #6 on: May 06, 2011, 01:24:45 PM »

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Tony Allen quote: "When Delonte sent me a sock to improve my hand-eye coordination,I wasn't sure of it, but look at me now!"
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #7 on: May 06, 2011, 01:28:56 PM »

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Quote from: thirstyboots18 on May 06, 2011, 01:24:45 PM
Tony Allen quote: "When Delonte sent me a sock to improve my hand-eye coordination,I wasn't sure of it, but look at me now!"

haha. Would've had to send a wire hanger too. I've heard Delonte is a very considerate teammate.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #8 on: May 06, 2011, 01:29:44 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:19:08 PM
Hopefully this makes sense to some of you who follow him on twitter

RT@aa000G9

Quote
MAN!!!!! We gotta )))) do dis! GAME THREE,,,, do (OR) die ) gotta. Grind

THat cannot possibly be the real TA. No way!

The punctuation in his tweets serve as a constant bright spot in my day.

ACTUAL QUOTE
Quote
Got have heart,, and so ambitious ))you can youtube em!! Jus 2 see how I be ( bounce n,focus , or swag walking

one more...
Quote
New topic!!! Just came across my twitter !! How about coach (hollins being coach of the year!!!

For some reason he really loves parenthesis.



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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #9 on: May 06, 2011, 01:41:53 PM »

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Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 12:58:58 PM
My entry:

Tony Allen: "I feel like we're kind of like caged Bulldogs, you know? And I think now I know why the caged Bulldog sings. KnowwhatImsaying?"

You came out too strong with that one.  How are we supposed to top, "I know why the caged Bulldog sings"?

Genius.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2011, 01:43:21 PM »

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Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:29:44 PM
Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:19:08 PM
Hopefully this makes sense to some of you who follow him on twitter

RT@aa000G9

Quote
MAN!!!!! We gotta )))) do dis! GAME THREE,,,, do (OR) die ) gotta. Grind

THat cannot possibly be the real TA. No way!

The punctuation in his tweets serve as a constant bright spot in my day.

ACTUAL QUOTE
Quote
Got have heart,, and so ambitious ))you can youtube em!! Jus 2 see how I be ( bounce n,focus , or swag walking

one more...
Quote
New topic!!! Just came across my twitter !! How about coach (hollins being coach of the year!!!

For some reason he really loves parenthesis.





That's hysterical.

Oklahoma State his grade school must be shaking their collective heads.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #11 on: May 06, 2011, 01:45:27 PM »

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Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:29:44 PM
Quote from: IndeedProceed on May 06, 2011, 01:20:55 PM
Quote from: StartOrien on May 06, 2011, 01:19:08 PM
Hopefully this makes sense to some of you who follow him on twitter

RT@aa000G9

Quote
MAN!!!!! We gotta )))) do dis! GAME THREE,,,, do (OR) die ) gotta. Grind

THat cannot possibly be the real TA. No way!

The punctuation in his tweets serve as a constant bright spot in my day.

ACTUAL QUOTE
Quote
Got have heart,, and so ambitious ))you can youtube em!! Jus 2 see how I be ( bounce n,focus , or swag walking

one more...
Quote
New topic!!! Just came across my twitter !! How about coach (hollins being coach of the year!!!

For some reason he really loves parenthesis.

Tony Allen: Paren...Paren...them half circle thingys. They're like, computer smiles man. Or frowns. Computers can be sad too.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #12 on: May 06, 2011, 02:22:20 PM »

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Well played, IP
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #13 on: May 06, 2011, 02:40:20 PM »

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Tony Allen:  Hair grown out a lil since last week...tryna get a new design shaved in for the weekend, for the TV.  The logo was tight but I want something new...real sexy, something for the ladies this time.  But like a grizzly, a bear, still keep it fierce, keep it Memphis.  So I did a Goggle for sexy bear and...[dang].  Internet be trippin.
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Re: Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3
« Reply #14 on: May 06, 2011, 02:44:27 PM »

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Someone on twitter seems to be doing the same thing:

twitter.com/netw3rk

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"Michael Jordan is like a 6'5" Mario Elie" #TonyAllenCompliments

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"Rick Reilly is like a literate Jar Jar Binks" #TonyAllenCompliments

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"JJ Barea is like a 5'7" Travelocity gnome" #TonyAllenCompliments




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