Fake Tony Allen Quotes Contest: Pre-Game 3

[indeedproceed]

Tony Allen:  Hair grown out a lil since last week...tryna get a new design shaved in for the weekend, for the TV.  The logo was tight but I want something new...real sexy, something for the ladies this time.  But like a grizzly, a bear, still keep it fierce, keep it Memphis.  So I did a Goggle for sexy bear and...[dang].  Internet be trippin.

hahahahahahaha.......

[indeedproceed]

Someone on twitter seems to be doing the same thing:

twitter.com/netw3rdk

"Michael Jordan is like a 6'5" Mario Elie" #TonyAllenCompliments

"Rick Reilly is like a literate Jar Jar Binks" #TonyAllenCompliments

"JJ Barea is like a 5'7" Travelocity gnome" #TonyAllenCompliments

We're funnier.

[GreenFaith1819]

Tony Allen:  Hair grown out a lil since last week...tryna get a new design shaved in for the weekend, for the TV.  The logo was tight but I want something new...real sexy, something for the ladies this time.  But like a grizzly, a bear, still keep it fierce, keep it Memphis.  So I did a Goggle for sexy bear and...[dang].  Internet be trippin.

Wow that was GOOD!

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Tony Allen: One trick I've learned playing this series? Well for one, Perk is stupid. Erry'time he touches the ball, I call for it, and once in a while he goes and passes me the ball. He so stupid though, we don't play for the same Celtics team anymore. He plays for the Oklahoma City Celtics, and I play for the Memphis Celtics. Completely different, yo.

[Chris]

For some reason he really loves parenthesis.

He is just trying to tag his posts with his number, and he knows how important it is to type his number in upper case.

[angryguy77]

Tony Allen: One trick I've learned playing this series? Well for one, Perk is stupid. Erry'time he touches the ball, I call for it, and once in a while he goes and passes me the ball. He so stupid though, we don't play for the same Celtics team anymore. He plays for the Oklahoma City Celtics, and I play for the Memphis Celtics. Completely different, yo.

nice

[indeedproceed]

Tony Allen: How am I feelin' right now? How am I feelin'? I'm feelin' like maybe the Battle of Waterloo will be won on the practice courts of Waltham. To paraphrase General Bernard elliot Bee, Jr, 'Let us determine to die here, and we will conquer! Rally behind the defense!

Reporter: Umm.....what?

[StartOrien]

Tony Allen: I just saw the King's Speech and it could not have been more perfect. Just a fantastic film from start to end. A delightful 120 minutes

[StartOrien]

This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

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This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

True. It might be a stupid question.

[StartOrien]

This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

True. It might be a stupid question.

Where can I buy this?

[indeedproceed]

This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

True. It might be a stupid question.

Where can I buy this?

THat one, I don't know. I cannot believe it even got made, but I couldn't have found a better use for it.

Considering the above...how does Tony Allen NOT speak in bold font?

[StartOrien]

This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

True. It might be a stupid question.

Where can I buy this?

THat one, I don't know. I cannot believe it even got made, but I couldn't have found a better use for it.

Considering the above...how does Tony Allen NOT speak in bold font?

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom"

[angryguy77]

This might be a stupid question, but is there a reason that Tony Allen speaks in bold font?

True. It might be a stupid question.

I knew it! Now it makes sense, it was right there if front of all of us to see. He's obviously masquerading as a basketball player to cover his real job as an assassin.
In this case Tony, quit your day job.

[indeedproceed]

"Happy Mother's Day, Mom"

haha! I was gonna get mine a pink florescent indoor bird bath, but you nailed it.