Dwight is not soft, he's a force. Shaq is jealous because he's washed up. (Well until this game is over, then they both suck).
Dwight is a (steroid-fueld) force, until he goes up against somebody his same size or bigger.
WHoa whoa whoa!
The word you're missing is allegedly.
Allegedly Mike Bibby steals children from their beds while they sleep and then makes them stay up all night telling him how awesome and misunderstood he is. Then he allegedly makes them repeatedly watch Wall-E, and bathes in their tears each morning.
My question to the Portland GM, or anyone else who would want to answer it is, will this child abduction and torture ring affect his playoff performance against Houston?