Sam Kinnison always, and I mean always made me want to buy a gun and shoot him in the head. That voice where he will just be talking THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE'S SCREAMING IN A HIGH PITCHED VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!
God its getting me riled up right now.
Rodney Dangerfield is the best one line joke teller I've ever heard IMO..
I tell you, with my doctor, I don't get no respect. I told him, "I've swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills." He told me to have a few drinks and get some rest.
A girl called me once late at night, and she said "Come over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home.
I made a toast to my wife on our tenth year anniversary. I raised the glass and said "to the best woman a man's ever had". Two waiters and the Maitre d' joined me!
Yeah I love me some Rodney.