Summer 2010: Lebron leaves Cleveland to sign a 500 million dollar contract with the Guangdong Tigers.
Fall 2010: Cleveland gives up...completely. No resident of Cleveland has gotten out of bed since Lebron left. When asked to declare Cleveland a disaster area, the Mayor (from his bedroom) says "ok, it's a disaster area." When told it involves paper work, he locks himself in his bathroom.
Spring 2011: Residents are being studied by scientists trying to understand the strange, catatonic, hibernation like state that has allowed them to survive on nothing but an occasional stale waffle.
Summer 2011: Fema moves all residents of the city formerly known as Cleveland to Pittsburgh, which becomes Pittsburghland.
Fall 2011: Lebron's contract is now worth 4 billion from the falling US dollar.
2012: The abandoned Cleveland is condemned and flattened. Most of the land is sold to Canada who uses it to store maple syrup awaiting US distribution. A small section of what was down town Cleveland is renamed 'Fail Boat' and a statue of Lebron, waist deep in a pile of money, taking it in the butt from the Devil, with a civil war battlefield style plaque, is the only constructed object.
2015: Dwight Howard develops a second post move.
2020: Lebron celebrates his 10th MVP and Championship with Guangdong. The tears of a million children have worn a well 50 feet deep in front of the statue in Fail Boat.
2050: the wealthiest man alive, but unhappy, Lebron travels back in time to give his young self a 2050 sports almanac.
