There was once a sea captain, and he was a valiant warrior.
One day, he saw an enemy ship on the horizon, and he said to his first mate, "bring me my red shirt".
The first mate, a little put off the question, stammered, "ok", and went and got the captain's red shirt.
The enemy ship came bearing down on the captain's vessel, and a battle ensued. The captain and his men fought vailantly, at the end of the day, they had won, and sunk the enemy ship.
The first mate asks the captain after the battle, "Hey, why did you want me to bring you your red shirt before the battle?", to which the captain responds, "If I got shot, I did not want the blood to be noticeable on my shirt, because then my men would keep fighting the same way as if I were healthy."
Then, the next day, the captain sees TWENTY ship on the horizon, and he says to his first mate.....
"bring me my brown pants".
