When the Philippines were under the Japanese colonization, there were 3 Guerrillas who were spotted by the Japanese soldiers during a midnight ambush. :oIt was unfortunate for the 3 guerrillas to found themselves unarmed so they ran for their lives.
The 3 Guerrillas found themselves inside a Sweet Potato warehouse. They decided to hide inside each sweet potato sacks.
The Jap. soldiers entered the same warehouse.
"Inspect the place!" said by the 1st soldier.
The 2nd soldier found 3 sacks lying nearby. He kicked the 1st sack..
"Arf arf arf" ...moaned
by the guerrilla in the 1st sack.
"It's a dog" ;)said by the soldiers, then he kicked the 2nd sack.
"Meow meow meow"
...moaned by the 2nd guerrilla.
"a
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The other soldier kicked the 3rd sack...
"....." there was silence..
he kicked again.
"....." there was complete silence..
the soldiers then wonder what was inside the sack. "Hmmm, Something must be inside this sack?".
the 3rd guerrilla angrily replied after hearing the soldiers, "I'M A M***** F***ing SWEET POTATO.. YOU A**H***s!"
