Super off topic, off topic thread

[SShorefan 3.0]

Did I mention I am tired because I was up past 1 last night?

Did I mention that it's must-see-TV tonight?

Did I mention that Friday night the Sox play game 2?

Did I mention that I am going to the game on Sunday night?

Did I mention that my wife wants to drag me into counseling?  I'm not sure why though

[Redz]

[fairweatherfan]

There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary and those that don't.

[cdif911]

funniest word in the english language: nudie.... say it a few times, if you don't chuckle you aren't human

[SportsCapNative]

1 Byte = 8 Bits

1 KiloByte = 1024 Bytes

1 MegaByte = 1024 KiloBytes = 1048576 Bytes

1 GigaByte = 1024 MegaByte = 1048576 KiloBytes = 1073741824 Bytes

1 TeraByte = 1024 GigaBytes = 1048576 MegaByte = 1073741824 KiloBytes = 1099511628244.3 Bytes

1 PetaByte = 1023.9 TeraBytes = 1048575.9 GigaBytes = 1073741823.9 MegaBytes = 1099511627322 KiloBytes = 1.12589990637777E+15 Bytes

1 ExaByte = 1023.9 PetaBytes = 1048575.9 TeraBytes = 1073741823.7 GigaBytes = 1099511627501.4 MegaBytes = 1.12589990656152E+15 KiloBytes = 1.152921504319E+18 Bytes

20 ExaBytes = 20480.0 PetaBytes = 20971519.9 TeraBytes = 21474836474.6 GigaBytes = 21990232550029.7 MegaBytes = 2.25179981312305E+16 KiloBytes = 2.305843008638E+19 Bytes

50 ExaBytes = 51200.0 PetaBytes = 52428799.9 TeraBytes = 53687091186.5 GigaBytes = 54975581375074.4 MegaBytes = 5.62949953280761E+16 KiloBytes = 5.764607521595E+19 Bytes

100 ExaBytes = 102400.0 PetaBytes = 104857599.9 TeraBytes = 107374182373.1 GigaBytes = 109951162750149 MegaBytes = 1.12589990656152E+17 KiloBytes = 1.152921504319E+20 Bytes

[ThreadCrasher]

funniest word in the english language: nudie.... say it a few times, if you don't chuckle you aren't human

I think you meant to say, "if you don't chuckle you aren't stoned"

[BigAlTheFuture]

There once was a lad..

[Redz]

Submitted by: Breezy~Bree

Yeah (pause), that's right (pause), it's noth-ing (pause) new.
The Cougars (school's name) (pause) are here and were gonna beat you!
So, move aside because we're coming in.
Cougars, Go, Fight, Win!
Come on Go, Fight, Win!

Submitted by: Nyerra

Hey, hey (clap), go, fight, win (clap).
Hey, hey (clap), 'til the end (clap).
Hey, hey (clap), go, fight, win 'til the very end!

Submitted by: D,D

Red and white,
Let's fight! (repeat 2 times)

Submitted by: Brooke 9189

B-E-A-T Beat 'em,
B-U-S-T Bust 'em
Beat 'em, Bust 'em,
That's our custom
Come on (mascot) let's re-adjust 'em!

Submitted by: Ashley

Up and down, our team don't mess around,
because we're the best from the east to the west.
And when our team is up, you're down.
Go, Lions (your mascot)!

Submitted by: Kayla

1-2-3-4 Condor (mascot name) team raise that score!
5-6-7-8 We're gonna win, just you wait!

[johnnyrondo]

No more 7 Eleven quarter pound hot dog/ super big gulp deal.

[SportsCapNative]

"Beware, Red Sox: This could be the Angels' year"-Jamele Hill

Why does this woman hate Boston so much??? 

[Mean Gerald Green]

I can't decide between the Titleist AP2s and the Mizuno MP-57s....Decisions, decisions...

[kw10]

Look! It's a distraction!
(the other person turns their head to get distracted and I take their chips )

[KevinGamble]

go hang a salami
ima lasagna hog

[Tnerb02]

It's 5:11am and I haven't gone to sleep yet!

[cdif911]

one banana two banana three banana four

four bananas make a bunch and so do many more