Super off topic, off topic thread

[celticmaestro]

Who is Keyser Sose?

[Redz]

Ohhhhh...the cats and the cradle and the silver spoon, little boy bl-HEYYYYYYYYYYY LEGGO MY EGGO

[Redz]

Manny being Manatee

[SShorefan 3.0]

I am the Wall rust

[Redz]

I thought the Wall Rust was Paul?

[Kwhit10]

I have ADHD did you know that stand for Attention Deficit Hyp..HEY LET'S GO RIDE BIKES!

[SShorefan 3.0]

[Nerf DPOY]

Well, with a gun to my head I'd have to say that the country started going downhill when Alex Trebek shaved his moustache. I'm not saying that the two are necessarily related, but just simply throwing it out there to give everyone a time frame.

And yes, I realize that he's from Canada.

[SShorefan 3.0]

SOT OTT is hot
Responding on SOT OTT is not

I like SOT OTT a lot
But liking RT SOT OTT I do not

[SportsCapNative]

Red Light
Green Light!!!!!!!

[Mean Gerald Green]

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives

Seven wives with seven sacks
Seven sacks with seven cats
Seven cats with seven kits

Kits, cats, sacks, wives
How many were going to St Ives?

[blazingarrow]

This thread is still going?

I mean

I like cake

[celticmaestro]

So, my xbox skills aren't great (I don't own one) and I just participated in a three team 2K tournament with some friends. I'm known as the best on the game despite not having one. Participants were a Celtics fan, a Lakers fan and a Rockets fan. Last place has a picture taken in the winners team jersey.

Bad news is I finished last.

Good news is the Rockets fan won.

No Lakers jersey for Maestro.

[zerophase]

Why is a trip to the bathroom
exactly like a trip to the cemetery?

   
                   
Let me see. A trip to the bathroom...

   
                   
...like a trip to the cemetery....

   
                   
Give up?

   
                   
When you gotta go, you gotta go.

   
                   
Perry, pass me a match.

[Redz]