Super off topic, off topic thread

[Mean Gerald Green]

ugh chip and buck

[kw10]

[celticmaestro]

So, United are near the top with a game in hand and looking good. Ronaldo isn't even 80% yet, let alone 100%. And to boot, Arsenal are complete rubbish. Things are looking good.

[cordobes]

Warning: If you mine me again you are gonna get St. Nicked! You know who you are, punk.

[cdif911]

it feels so good between my toes

[Redz]

Does anyone remember the Grammy Awards when Coolio won for "Gangsta's Paradise"?  He came up to accept the award with his posse.  One of his crew was particularly large, and had a particularly deep voice.  After every sentence or two from Coolio, the large guy would chime in with a very affirming, baritone. "YEH". 

I am looking for someone who will do that for my posts on Celtics Blog.  Now taking applications.

[celticsboy746]

they call me the hiphopapotamus,my lyrics are bottomless, poppin off the the top of this esaphagus, rockin this metropolis, where did u get that purposterous hyposthesis?

[cdif911]

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: Fear of Long Words

[Redz]

hippothermia: death by frozen hippo

[greg_kite]

Day Man... A ha AAAH!
Fighter of the Night Man
Champion of the Sun
He's a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Day Man.... A ha AAAH!

[cdif911]

check out the hook while my DJ revolves it

[celticmaestro]

Gatorade, Polaroid Spectra System and Eyewitness News are advertising boards in the background of one of the most famous NBA pictures ever.

If anyone guesses the picture I will see to it that you receive 100 Tommy Points.

[SportsCapNative]

Manny who?

It must be the guy that used to play for us. You know the future Hall of Famer that helped get us to two World Series? The one that deserves all of our respect despite what he's done as of late? Now, if only I could remember his name. I want to say Ronnie...Rammy, Rambo, forget it.

[SShorefan 3.0]

You'd say I'm putting you on
But it's no joke, it's doing me harm
You know I can't sleep, I can't stop my brain
You know it's three weeks, I'm going insane
You know I'd give you everything I've got
for a little peace of mind


Since Wednesday, two west coast Sox games, 1 debate, 1 night out & going to the Sox game tonight -- I am longing to go to bed before midnight / 1 AM.

[Redz]

The world is my oyster.

My oyster is about to be shucked, squirted with lemon, dabbed with some cocktail sauce, and slurped into my belly while its still alive.

Then I'll think to myself, "What a wonderful world."