That Bears writer reminds me of one of those fan mocks you see online that are totally lopsided:
3. Atlanta Falcons (via New England) (via Chicago): QB - Jayden Daniels, LSU
Arguably, many pundits believe the Falcons lacked competent and consistent quarterback play last season. Atlanta may seize an opportunity to move up in the draft and possibly take Daniels, an extremely athletic and dynamic signal caller.
In order to select Daniels, Atlanta might offer Chicago its eighth overall pick (1st), followed by its 74th (3rd) and 145th (5th). The Falcons finalize this potential trade by including their 2025 first and third-round spots. Pairing Daniels with Atlanta’s explosive skill players (Bijan Robinson, Kyle Pitts, and Drake London) could make them immediately dangerous in a wide-open NFC South division.
So, effectively, by trading #1, they end up with #8, two 3rds, a 4th, and a 5th this year, two 2025 #1s and a 2025 #2. Let's get it done.

Although, truth be told, I'd be sad to lose Marvin Harrison Jr. At that point the Bears need to trade back up to #4, right? Haha. Silly season.