Happy Friday everyone, and I hope we're all going to have a pleasant weekend. Or at least a decent one.
Maybe you've got something exciting planned, since it's midway through August. I can't speak to everyone else, but I know here in the Big Smoke we're seeing a rare blast of sunny weather - if you move to Fahrenheit, it's essentially going to be 75 and sunny (relatively speaking, anyway - we're all still running around looking like Casper the friendly Ghost) for the next week verging into the low eighties... positively scorching given the humidity (since we're on an island and all).
Interesting thing about the capital - there's loads of tributaries, waterways, canals, and all sorts of visible and invisible rivers sharing space with the underground, the overground, and the parks. I can walk 15 minutes and be on a canal full of amazing house boats and other watercraft.
Some of those watercraft you can rent out, fill it with a bunch of your friends, coworkers, family, &c. and have someone put you about while you make like a glass of water and get thoroughly drunk. In the US, you'd call that a Booze Cruise. Something that would mean something fairly different if you were a fan of the Utah Jazz a few years ago.
Some of you will have already guessed correctly. Some of you will have skipped all that drivel and gone down to this line after you saw the bolded lettering - We're picking up the Booze Cruise himself! Ole Sharpie Hairline himself, Carlos Boozer!