OMFG I'm 22 years old and I swear Boston sports is going to make me grow gray hairs very soon. It's already taken a bunch of years off my life watching all of them in intense playoff games over the years lol.
When I was a student intern at a hospital a few years ago (respiratory care dept.), I remember thinking that I'd need to lay myself into an ICU bed the days after Kimbrel nearly blew saves for the Red Sox in October 2018 LOL